Chick Norris

Any female who has an intimate sexual desire for CHUCK Norris.

Amiee: OMG I LOVE CHUCK! I want himmm!

Julie: You're such a Chick Norris

by Akari Najaro April 12, 2009

Norris

(to pull a)(N) something believed impossible. Originated from Chuck Norris and his God-like stature.

Guy 1: Dude! That guy just walked away from a 3 story fall!
Guy 2: He totally pulled a Norris!

by Pezking400 January 9, 2008

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris

a wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could chuck norris.

Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?

Think about that.

by Adrian July 13, 2006

The Mighty Chuck Norris

While recieving a blowjob from your partner, at the point of ejaculation pull out your cock and smack them in the face while cumming, thus simulating the mighty roudhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.

"Trish is still recovering from 'The Mighty Chuck Norris' Dunn gave her last night."

by UAM BEAST October 20, 2008

chuck norrised

to forward kick something or someone with great force.

-dude why you kick my door like that?! you're not chuck norris.
-ya but I chuck norrised it.
-oh

by the akuma slayer January 14, 2008

Norris

A fucking from fine ass kid!!Always gets girls. Doesn't trust anyone and HAS LOOSE ASS TEMPER TO ANYONE THAT MESSES WITH HIM

Norris the kid who gets hoes but won't pay them any attention

by Tmackle324 December 23, 2016

dirty norris

melted chocolate with the function of getting thrown of sum ones massive bonce

OI DICK GET THE DIRTY NORRIS

by Kie*Duncan April 19, 2009