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nonce

that George Pell bloke is a real nonce
by Wadlow June 6, 2019
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Nonce

Someone who has committed a sexual offence with a minor
"That mr lee is a right nonce, did you hear what he did with little Matt"
by Garyfrombedfordshire June 13, 2016
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Nonce

I ain’t afraid of no nonce
Aideen smyth is a nonce
by F ye anyway August 13, 2019
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Nonce

A person who drink milk regularly and purely out of personal choice
Is he drinking milk out of the carton?! What a nonce!
by anonymous November 11, 2020
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Nonce

someone who touches children and gets sexual pleasure from it. EG Ryan John Pook
Hes a nonce like Ryan Pook.
by BareTruths February 8, 2019
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Nonce

A nonce is commonly someone who looks at 10 year-old children. They will often fake their age and identity to get into places like schools just to wank off to children while in lessons.

They often are very fat with heavy kankle that they blame on their acid reflux. They will hide in bushes especially when it is foggy and watch children play.

When the time comes to strike they will take the small children and kiss them claiming that they love them and would like them to be their girlfriend.

They commonly communicate on apps like facebook but will sometimes write letters to each other just so that nobody can track them.
Kenzie: "Do you see that dude hiding in that bush?"
Charlie: "Yeah, it's got that kind of fog lingering around it when a nonce is spying on children"
Harvey: "Oh yes, I used to know a nonce personally. Poor Declan is in prison now as far as I am aware. Sad times"
by bigshamima March 6, 2019
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Nonce

A common term used to describe the Welsh radio and television presenter Jason Mohammad. Often used in and around the Swansea area.
Jason Mohammad is a nonce.
by #Swans June 19, 2018
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