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Neocon

A traitor. Neocons believe in forcibly seizing the livelihood of Americans, under threat of abduction and imprisonment by the IRS, and the transfer of said earnings to foreigners, for instance, residents of the fanatically Islamic anti-American terror-state of Iraq—a nation in which more than 85% of the general public supported 9/11.

“Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.” –The Constitution

The Iraqi general public are enemies (and hate Americans so much they want us to die in a fire - polls show more than 85% of Iraqis supported the 9/11 attacks). Giving aid and comfort to enemies constitutes treason as clearly defined by the Constitution. Without exaggeration, neocons, that believe in theft of American livelihoods, and the subsequent spending of said earnings on elections, public services, building schools etc. for our enemies (the Iraqis), are traitors and should be executed as such.
Anyone that supported the Iraq invasion for reasons other than homeland security is a Neocon and an international communist traitor that ought to be dragged out into the street and shot in the head, and dumped far enough out-to-sea that his or her treasonous commie remains don’t wash-up on American shores in any recognizable form.
by frick1 March 29, 2010
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Neocon

Neocons are neo-Nazis in pinstripe suits.
by author December 31, 2006
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A nocoiner is the worst insult that a person from the Bitcoin/Altcoin community can hurl at a non-believer. It usually appears when someone is having a skeptical stance toward cryptocurrencies or has a more traditional view regarding finances.
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Daad! Stop being such a nocoiner and lend me some extra cash! You'll see, by next year I will afford to stay in my OWN basement.
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Noon

A variant of nigga, specifically, a dumb nigga. Used on websites such as ifunny because the mods have banned nigga
"This guy literally hurt himself for internet points, he's a fuckin' noon."
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noon goon

A group or family (esp. tourists) that shows up and crowds a beach at noon, which is when most of the surfers are leaving. Usually used in a demeaning way.
Glad we're gettin' outta here, all the noon goons are showing up.

Fuck man an entire clan of noon goons just piled out of their SUV.
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neocon

A new con introduced when people stop falling for the old con.
Republican 1: George Bush? But that old liar is completely unelectable!

Republican 2: No, this is his son, George "W" Bush.

Republican 1: A neocon! You think they'll fall for it?

Republican 2: Like Dick Cheney's hunting partner.
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Will Noon

Will Noon is the drummer of Straylight Run. Will Noon is the coolest dude alive. Will Noon has a homoerotic twitter background and it only contributes to his already high levels of awesome. Will Noon manages Envy on the Coast, one of the best bands out there. Will Noon rides bikes. If you follow Will Noon on twitter, we might get to see Shaun Cooper's balls.

In short, you can't get better than Will Noon and it's very perplexing why he isn't swimming in seas of women.
Will Noon said Envy on the Coast are his babies when I met him. That's one DILF.
by We Love Will October 25, 2009
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