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Bearded Nelson

Someone who attempts to grow facial hair while being physically unable to grow a complete, bushy bear-like beard, and instead sports what is best descirbed as 'peach fuzz'.
This person is usually fairly young, and should probably wait a few years before tying to sport facial hair again.

This look us often paired with a mullet.
Friend 1: Hey look at that guy over there, he can't even grow a proper beard like a real man.
Friend 2: Yeah that is a proper bearded Nelson, mate.
by Hankorus, King of the Beards November 27, 2012
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hairy nelson

when you are performing oral sex on an au natural woman, she farts and a stain is left on your chin.
I had too much drink last night so my old lady gave me a hairy nelson.
by sidewalk sam September 30, 2013
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Steamy Nelson

While giving someone a full Nelson you simultaneously shove their face in shit and fuck them from behind
Man guess what?
What?
I just gave Susan a steamy Nelson
by Mewrinkledink November 21, 2016
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keelan nelson

a very sexy guy. all the ladies need him. not the best at archery but does have a dirt bike that is too small for him. usually has 2 brothers and a hot mother.
omg that guy is such a keelan nelson
by philip McCrevis June 10, 2021
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Niloy

I can't believe how high Jack's ego is... as if he thinks he's a Niloy!
by Niloy April 1, 2005
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Nils

Nils is a guy who know he’s cool. Every girl want to be with him. But he don’t want a relationship so be carefull. Don’t be hurt by him. He can be cute and nice but he also can be a dick with girls sometimes. An advice: don’t fall in love with him.
Nils did not came at the date tonight. He told me that he don’t want to be with me.

Nils is such a dick girl, just forget him.
by t’es vraiment con nils December 23, 2021
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Charles Nelson Riley

1. Person: The person that defeated Chuck Norris according to a scene in the Weird Al Yankovic video "CNR".

2. Person: The current successor to / of Chuck Norris. This is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation "CNR" (see below) resembles the initials of Chuck Norris "CN".

3. Abbreviation/Acronym: CNR - A person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of Chuck Norris as detailed in the "Chuck Norris Facts" series.
Noun - "Whose awesomeness came first: Charles Nelson Riley or Chuck Norris?"

Noun - "If Charles Nelson Riley killed Chuck Norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while Chuck Norris is not; then who is really more awesome?"

Metaphor - "Dude, don't make me go CNR on your sorry soul!!!"
by Sir Ector April 30, 2010
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