Someone who attempts to grow facial hair while being physically unable to grow a complete, bushy bear-like beard, and instead sports what is best descirbed as 'peach fuzz'.
This person is usually fairly young, and should probably wait a few years before tying to sport facial hair again.
This look us often paired with a mullet.
This person is usually fairly young, and should probably wait a few years before tying to sport facial hair again.
This look us often paired with a mullet.
Friend 1: Hey look at that guy over there, he can't even grow a proper beard like a real man.
Friend 2: Yeah that is a proper bearded Nelson, mate.
Friend 2: Yeah that is a proper bearded Nelson, mate.
by Hankorus, King of the Beards November 27, 2012
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While giving someone a full Nelson you simultaneously shove their face in shit and fuck them from behind
by Mewrinkledink November 21, 2016
Get the Steamy Nelson mug.a very sexy guy. all the ladies need him. not the best at archery but does have a dirt bike that is too small for him. usually has 2 brothers and a hot mother.
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by Niloy April 1, 2005
Get the Niloy mug.Nils is a guy who know he’s cool. Every girl want to be with him. But he don’t want a relationship so be carefull. Don’t be hurt by him. He can be cute and nice but he also can be a dick with girls sometimes. An advice: don’t fall in love with him.
Nils did not came at the date tonight. He told me that he don’t want to be with me.
Nils is such a dick girl, just forget him.
Nils is such a dick girl, just forget him.
by t’es vraiment con nils December 23, 2021
Get the Nils mug.1. Person: The person that defeated Chuck Norris according to a scene in the Weird Al Yankovic video "CNR".
2. Person: The current successor to / of Chuck Norris. This is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation "CNR" (see below) resembles the initials of Chuck Norris "CN".
3. Abbreviation/Acronym: CNR - A person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of Chuck Norris as detailed in the "Chuck Norris Facts" series.
2. Person: The current successor to / of Chuck Norris. This is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation "CNR" (see below) resembles the initials of Chuck Norris "CN".
3. Abbreviation/Acronym: CNR - A person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of Chuck Norris as detailed in the "Chuck Norris Facts" series.
Noun - "Whose awesomeness came first: Charles Nelson Riley or Chuck Norris?"
Noun - "If Charles Nelson Riley killed Chuck Norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while Chuck Norris is not; then who is really more awesome?"
Metaphor - "Dude, don't make me go CNR on your sorry soul!!!"
Noun - "If Charles Nelson Riley killed Chuck Norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while Chuck Norris is not; then who is really more awesome?"
Metaphor - "Dude, don't make me go CNR on your sorry soul!!!"
by Sir Ector April 30, 2010
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