newlyweds

a terribly inaccurate representation of the first years of marriage through the frivolous life of prissy popstars Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.

what i'm eating... is this chicken or fish?

by taylor August 17, 2004

Newly-dating guilt

The feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you either ask someone out and they say yes, or they ask you out and you say yes, and you're not sure if you made the right choice.
Usually only occurs for the first few days, unless it's someone you're not comfortable with being with.

"I didn't want Nathaniel to be my boyfriend, but I just can't say no. I can't tell if I'm getting newly-dating guilt."

by Kylias March 17, 2009

newport academy

Rehab run by morons, for morons

That guy is a fucking idiot, must work at Newport Academy

by funmaterflex May 23, 2019

Newpark Comprehensive School

Secondary school located in Blackrock, Co. Dublin, Ireland. It is world famous for it's snowboarding teams. In 2015, 69 students died when a flock of ostriches that escaped from Dublin Zoo stampeded through the building. The school is also known for its excessive use of drugs and it's bacon factory located in the sports centre.

"Hey John why are sucking Bill's dick? Are you gay or something?". "No I'm from Newpark Comprehensive School".

by I Think I Caught Berkels October 17, 2019

newyorkrican

Fake Puertoricans. Puertoricans are friendly, smart, strong, cool, people of the island Puerto Rico. They speak spanish and have the most amazing beaches. They are proud of their boricuan heritage. Newyorkricans are dirty, fake, people of puertorican descent. They speak broken spanish, think their black, and talk with a fake black accent. If you wanna show your real boricuan pride don't try to act black.

Newyorkrican: aYo iMa bu$t a cAp iN yoOh!

Real Rican: YOUR NOT BLACK! you probablly suck at spanish, have never visited Puerto Rico and no nothing of your culture.

by jersey kid December 23, 2007

Newport Harbor

Scum high school across the bay in Newport Beach, CA. The school is filled with tools, beaners, and meatheads. They have a second rate TV show after Laguna Beach failed, which unfortunately caused Newport Beach to be flooded with yuppie tourists every summer. Kids from this school are usually laughed upon by the upper echelon classy kids from Corona del Mar who basically beat Harbor in everything except football(but who cares?).

"Hey, I wear a tank top on fridays cause I play football for Newport Harbor." -Harbor kid

"Damm, I sad cos CdM stole my skool holiday. Only Newport Harbor ware top tank" -Harbor kid

"I feel sorry for Newport Harbor," -CdM kid

by Kalpar May 24, 2008

newyork gangsta

a tall black man with an abnormally small penis.

(place white females name here)was looking for an alabama blacksnake but got a newyork gangsta instead.

by spontanious outbreak May 6, 2006