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Desperate Dick

Laddies, listen up because the desperate dick is someone you do don't want to fuck with. A desperate dick is someone who is just so obviously desperate that it's almost embarrassing. Generally, the desperate dick would possess a dick but it also could mean that they are just an ass.
Guy 1: Hey mami, wanna get dinner sometime and then fuck in the back seat of my car?
Girl 1: Ewwww, no. You're just a desperate dick!
by Morgie102 October 4, 2019
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Desperate

Lowering yourself worth for attention from the opposite sex, Coming across as needy desperate & thirsty in order to gain the attention of a man.

Asking for his hotel room number & behaving in a whore like manner.

Making sexual advances despite the fact they aren’t being reciprocated.

Stalking his girlfriend on social media.

#Attention Whore #Desperate #Rejected #Try Again #Off you FUCK # Lizzie Hubbard
Did you see that Desperate ex-stripper whore offering herself to that taken man?! She was so willing to open her legs! How disgusting!

Yes I did! She’s such a Lizzie Hubbard!!!
by Babestation Hahaha hilarious December 22, 2019
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Desperate

A person that is so desperate for fucking someone that he goes for the first person interested in him
Did you see how desperate Bendik was for Julia?
by HN SIMP COMEDIAN RETARD October 22, 2019
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desperate crack nuts

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack
David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn
by cracknut August 14, 2020
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desperate frog

Is a person who has sex with their baby baby daddy's best pal
by Zeussed December 2, 2020
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Desperate Warrior

A person who fought a battle for social justice in a stupid and very counterproductive way
When you want to do something at all costs, but you don't have the right mental skills. Often the battle carried on ends up becoming a joke.

Is a subgenre of Social Justice Warrior.
"Of all the problems that exist and that devastate our lives. Have you decided to fight this? You are a desperate warrior."
by Sorry W December 6, 2020
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Desperate

Taran is the definition of desperate

He is a creep that is desperate for a girlfriend. Hes ugly so idk why he trying so hard for a girlfriend

Good luck taran lets hope you dont get a girlfriend.
Your a creep no offence
Taran is desperate because he trying to get with my cousin and he he gets rejected lots of times.
by Dbbdbxbxbxbxbx December 27, 2020
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