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neon

A compact front wheel drive vehicle that was meant for low income families. Or for low intelligence citizens to "race" about thinking they have purchased the car equvilent of Jesus Christ. Featuring a 2.0L engine the vehicle is great for carrying groceries or for....well thats really it a 2.0L engine can't do much more even when it is "supercharged" in SRT4 form. The upside is it is absolutely amazing vagina repellant for the modern on the go closeted homosexual. Walking is faster and cooler than riding in this car.
"Dude I had to quick spin my mustang away from a neon trying to race me before it lowered my cars resale value" "Oh God a neon pulled up beside me at the lights"
by Carman Mustallenger July 4, 2011
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dodge neon

Also known as a Piece-o-Shit, this car has to be the worst car ever made. Although it may look cool and have a great name, this car has many defects. Everything from gaping holes in the back floor panel, to missing interior, from failing clutches, to having the clear coat applied before the paint, this car takes the cake as the worlds worst idea of a car.
The Dodge Neon Sport, found in many junkyards.
by Deputy Dumb-Shit April 23, 2008
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Yo man do you have the negronium today.
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A rare type of marijuana; usually smoked out of a dooma.
I've been smokin' the neon since '98.
by tyler April 23, 2005
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LG Neon

The absolute slowest and worst phone known to man.
Ex1: Man! My LG Neon is glitching again! look, its frozen! Phones DONT freez! compters do!
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