Nardong

A man who wears the trousers in a homosexual relationship.

Man 1: Hey did you hear Gary and Trevor are bumming?

Man 2: Yeah, I heard that Trevor is a real Nardong!

by beaversweat November 27, 2009

nerdophile

someone who is attracted to nerds.
a "nerd lover"

"how can you like that total geek??? all she does is talk about experiments!"

"it's okay -- i'm a nerdophile!"

by danielleik July 25, 2008

nerdorgeefag

n. conjunction of the degrading words nerd, dork, geek, and fag specifically referencing to Neil Mathur.

Neil Mathur is a nerdorgeefag.

by ching chang September 16, 2005

nerding

frat term for going to clubs with the sole intent on picking up geeky girls,either gangly or chubby,overbites,glasses or braces,etc,because they don't get fucked much and will be really wild and let you degrade them-like shooting on thier glasses or slapping thier fat asses.
(I say this only because nerdy girls are hot,and usually have awesome personalities to make up for feeling like they are 'flawed' in society,and nerdy girls span all races and body types....you can talk about star wars with them and have hot sex. definately overlooked as a species.)

"Me,Jeff an Brad are going nerding at the Jinx tonight-wanna come? some emo band's playing,it should be thick!"

by travis pitts January 8, 2004

nerdo

Someone who's intellectually arrogant, socially inept, chronically miserable, and excessively melodramatic. From "nerdy and emo."

"Your brother whined my ear off about how he can't get a girlfriend. Then, he got offended, and treated me like an idiot, because I don't know all of the finer points of Star Trek. What a nerdo!"

by Scirocco September 20, 2007

nerconomicon

Book of evil. Featured in Lovecraft books and Army of Darkness.

George Bush's policies are so fucked up, they must come from the nerconomicon.

by Afroking January 2, 2007

Nardong

Statically charged homosexual fish of the large variety. They take pleasure in taking advantage of the smaller fish by statically shocking them into sexual submission.

Billy: OH MAH GAWD! What is Jerry the sturgeon doing that goldfish!?

Johnny: It's natural... he's a nardong

by ColonelPineapple March 25, 2010