He's a real nice guy, literally EVERY single definition of him is that he's the guy version of a chav but he's actually really nice, he's loyal and gives really good advice and also he will LITERALLY BE THE BEST BOYFRIEND YOU HAVE EVER HAD. he likes cheesy romantic stuff and is really funny, he makes everyone laugh even if the joke isn't funny.
He's also probably gay

Person one: oh wow did you see ned?
Person two: yeah man I was just laughing with him he's so funny

Ned by Ohwowie April 13, 2022

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Ned is a person who is the most sweetest kindest and handsomest person

Wow it’s Ned

Ned by Urnanzarehot June 7, 2022

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Ned

The personality of Crutchie, Buddy the elf, and Benji from Pitch Perfect. Will nervously laugh when extremely uncomfortable or confused. Steals clothes from others even if they are sizes too small, then proceeds to gaslight them into thinking the clothes were never theirs. He will also use your injuries against you and gaslight you using them.

Person 1: Hey Ned! Wait… is that my shirt
Ned: Sharon we’ve talked about this I bought this shirt in Florida 2 years ago. You really need to watch that concussion of yours it’s making you crazy

Ned by Buddy (the elf) September 12, 2022

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A name for someome who acts obsessed with their significant, but is actually a cheater.

Referring to Ned Fulmer from the Try Guys

“Tyler loves his girlfriend he won’t stop talking about her”

“Are you kidding he’s a Ned! He slept with his coworker.”

Ned by Dent tail September 27, 2022

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