myspace train

Myspace trains are tools used by scene kids in order to get massive numbers of friends. The members of the trains post bulletins that have links to add all of the other train riders.
Also, almost all of them have either the words "Glamour," "Perfection," "Aesthetic," or any combination of those words, and a few others, in their names.

"How the fuck does he have 24,000 friends on myspace?"

"Myspace trains."

also

"Aesthetic Perfection" "Perfectly Aesthetic" "Glamourous Perfection" "Glamorously Aesthetic Perfection" and so on.

by upstagedmassacre July 1, 2007

Myspace Loser

one who spends there whole free-time on myspace, instead of going out into the real world to make friends. takes it personal when someone has a person on there top friends, but that person doesnt have them on there top friends. sends everyone on the browse menu a friend request. sends you bulletins 20 times a day, most of it being the samething, so people will read it. has fake pictures of themselves on there page, that or they have pictures of there friends, pictures of them when they looked ecent, pictures of there pets, etc. send you a message every 2-3 hours wondering why you havent responded to there first one, even if you havent read it.

monica: so hey jill do you wanna go out to the club tonight?
jill: no thats okay, im gonna stay on myspace all night, update my profile, try to make some friends
monica: um okay, well have fun myspace loser
jill: its that im shy, ya know? i just feel more comfortable going on myspace to meet up

by joshua001 March 10, 2007

Myspace Rush-Hour

The one hour where the most people in your area are logged onto Myspace at once. Normally after the local highschools get out for the day. Myspace Rush-hour normally results in over spam of bulletins, constant begging of Picture comments, and over dramatized recollections of the days events.

Dude1 "Hey man, No one ever reads my bulletins on myspace."
Dude2 "Well Just post them during Myspace Rush-Hour"
Dude1 "Yea but then I have to worry about it getting lost in a sea of spam bulletins"

by ZakkAttackk June 19, 2008

Myspace Jealous

when a significant other is jealous of you talking to male or female friends on your myspace regardless if they know them or not.

Sara, Why did you break up with Mark?

because i was myspace jealous of all the girls he was talking to on myspace.

by TerrorCrew October 7, 2008

myspace stalker(s)

Someone who looks at your page several times a day. They "know" things they wouldn't know otherwise if they weren't stalking. They try to accuse YOU of being the stalker and try to act innocent. They send you tons of messages a day then block you before you can reply. Then they message all of your friends, about you. And then block them too. Mostly they look at your page 20+ times in one day, then another 20+ on each of your friends pages. Stalkers.

"Have you checked your profilesnitch today?"

"Yeah Jessica Stark and Nicole Ghering both looked like 20 times each today."

"Jessica Stark has looked at my profile almost 400 times total since May."

"Myspace stalker(s)."

by famousviamyspacestalkers August 20, 2009

myspace suicidal

To have thoughts of or to threaten deleting your myspace account.

Marren- I just can't take the drama on myspace. I think I'm going to delete my account.

Denzel- Shutup and stop being myspace suicidal.

by britto945 November 14, 2009

myspace picture

A myspace picture typically involves..

1. Having a view of the arm coming towards the camera, showing that the person is taking the picture of themselves (expressing how bored or insecure they must be)

2. Looking emo or sad for no reason.. (the typical 'depressed face/black and white film/turning away from the camera/dark makeup/wearing hoodie/attempt at being artsy' sort of picture)

3. Cleavage (not random folks)

4. The picture is usually accompanied by some sort of caption that involves an attempt at being profound with a dramatic quote or sometimes involving lyrics to a song that the person may not even listen to but rather have it on there to make themselves look deep or intellectual

5. About 230983 of the same shot on their myspace page where the only difference is that the pictures are from slightly different angles

6. After the picture is posted, it is usually followed by

A) a (few) bulliten(s).. explaining their intense need for YOU to comment their new picture. Sometimes involving an 'image comment bribe' where the bulliten poster will bribe the reader of the bulliten with an image comment only and only if the reader of the bulliten comment's their own picture. (also known as an 'image comment exchange')

B) The bulliten may also trick the reader to open the bulliten by labeling the title of it with a name such as 'who i LIKE..' thus reeling the reader into opening the bulliten and instead of finding out that the bulliten poster LIKES a certain person, they find out that the bulliten poster actually has new pictures.. and they LIKE attention.

7. This bulliten, depending on how desperate it seems, will result in a few insincere image comments. This is where friends lie to friends on how good they look when in reality, the person does not look so amazing that 1,000 exclamation points following a compliment are necessary!

Myspace pictures are fun to classify and analyze.

by haleyy July 15, 2008