Jizz mitten

When your boy friend has so much built up jizz that when he finally gets to cum after a much needed hand job it forms a mitten over your whole hand.

"Jenny your hands are looking awfully dry, why don't you let me give you a jizz mitten, I hear it's great for your skin".

by Jim Jamz January 6, 2010

fram mitten

As we all know, the Negro has a separate language and dialect. "fram mitten" translates to "transmission", in English, as it relates to automotive transmissions.

Could be a term within ebonics

Ize needz a fram mitten! A fraaaammmmm mitten! A fraaaayum mitten!

by eyeznteef July 14, 2010

Biff Mitten

a old sock that you beat off into

bob: man that girl looked like a biff mitten after jerry was through with her
bill: thats my girlfriend asshole

by donttouchmycar March 24, 2011

poop in your mittens

an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by "Aw".

Aw, poop in your mittens! I just dropped my SIM card down the sewer drain.

by Vacupunk December 21, 2008

Squish Mitten

An exceptionally warm and cozy vagina.

That girl's squish mitten felt as good as warm apple pie.

by lambaa September 30, 2008

Mutton Dagger

A name given by a girl, in reference to male genetalia.

Jenny: That is THE biggest Mutton Dagger I have ever seen!
Chris: Why, thank you!

by Sophie and Sarah June 4, 2007

Muttness

Muttness Records - Independent Miami record label founded in 2007, part of Muttness Music Inc., a publishing/licensing company and production house.

OMG, that song is dope, who released it?
It's on the Muttness catalog, they have some killer tracks...

by McWired March 4, 2009