The Musselman Choke

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.

An example of somebody pulling The Musselman Choke is:

Person 1:i think i will get the waffles

Person 2: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Person 1: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Person 2: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Person 1: Dude, you just pulled The Musselman Choke

by Hunger Striker July 8, 2011

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Bush Mussel

A word used to refer to a woman’s vagina.

I have not had sex in a while. I would like to get myself another bush mussel.

by abzynth August 5, 2018

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Jake Musser

Thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking.

Just one of those little things you don't want around.

Likes to draw penises

Guy 1: look at that Jake musser

Guy 2: Yeh, let's leave

by DonPhornyman October 17, 2018

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Gen-missed

Adjective meaning presenting as a gender other than ones gender identity or acting inauthentic in gender presentation

You can act real cis and totally gen-missed - from my transing of safety dance on Twitter

by Arithrianos May 8, 2022

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covid missed one

Something you say or yell at or about some nimrod whose existence in the universe is a net counterproductive event.

As I drove past this nimrod who was on his cellphone in the left lane of Interstate 25, driving ten miles below the speed limit, I shook my head and muttered "covid missed one."

by BadDogSprocket September 10, 2022

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