Mulch

Mulch is the food of the gods, and by gods i mean that stupid fucking mulch dog on tiktok and instagram

Person 1: oh goody! this harvest was rather bountiful!! i love mulch so much, mulchy mulch i love loam yummy i love mulch mulch gang for life!11!!
Person 2: what the fuck are you saying
Person 1: are you mulch? because i wanna eat you up (with rizz)
Person 2: blud will NOT stop meatriding me :sob:

by cheez_sammmich January 28, 2024

mulchgang

a cult of dogs and puppies that feast on well-grounded and fresh mulch as their way of life. inspiring. a gang of mulch eating dogs.

"I fucking love mulch!" -mulch gang member

"I eat mulch every hour, minute, second." - mulch gang leader, Natalia Correa

"Are you a part of the mulchgang?"

by Someone_Somebody February 2, 2024

mulchgang4life

If you tried to look this up from the mulch dog videos, trust me, nobody knows what the hell mulchgang4life means

Person 1: Hey, what is mulchgang4life
Person 2: Dude, nobody knows what that means. We just pretend to.

by crunchycanklecandle November 12, 2023

Mulch gang

The one and only gang there was, is, and ever will be.

I LOVE MULCH #mulch gang 4 lyfe

by rink-o-mania November 16, 2023

Mulchposting

Mulchposting is an action that takes place at a playground when you flop on the floor and guzzle down 100 pellets of sand grain mulch from under the apple tree as a dog. You then stand up and post your ass cheeks for the picture. You then waddle away knowing everybody can see the outline of the mulch you just consumed. you fucking dumb prick.

soilpilled mulchposting loam hearted dirt angel and my favorite hobbies are to mulchmax and eat woodchips

by bigfatjuiceyballsacksucculentf November 17, 2023

mulch

a tiktok trend with dogs eat mulch. idk what that even is

person 1: "what's mulch?"
person 2: "mulch gang forever"

by ______________hi November 18, 2023

Mulchgiving

Mulchgiving is a special event that takes place from Nov13-Nov25 where people and their loved ones celebrate the successful mulch harvest during the spring. Mulch giving includes activities that are but not constricted too: Eating dinner (usually made of loam, micro plastics and red paste), gardening and celebrating the next few years of mulch harvesting to come.

Person 1: Hey! are you coming to this years Mulchgiving? I heard the harvest this year was spectacular!!
Person2: Of course i am!! I even brought my special: Micro plastic soup!!!

by sassysquirm29 November 19, 2023