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Muffinism

A small religion, based initially in the Muffin clan of Newgrounds. Worships the almighty Muffin Lord and all of his creations. Learn more at www.churchofmuffinism.tk

Amen
Muffinism believer = Muffinist
Religeous holidays = 23rd March (St. Hubert's Day)
by hyphon March 14, 2004
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Muffin

n. A code used in conversation that is between two people to leave the third person out of the loop that they are actually talking about him/her.
Radio; So man, I can get a girl to fuck tonight for sure. But she's a little more.. bigger..

Jeff; How much bigger?

Radio; She is here now, let's have a code for a yes and no

Jeff; Muffin is bad and cupcake is good.
<i>ugly woman drivers up and comes out of car, Jeff turns to Radio with frown and eyes closed.</i>
Jeff; MUFFIN!
by muffinaresogross=[ May 2, 2009
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muffins

when a girl's fat is hanging off and out of their pants.
that girls jeans were way to tight and i really did not want to see those muffins
by Kinyata January 1, 2006
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muffinate

to procrastinate productively; to avoid work by doing other slightly more pleasurable work
Melissa muffinates when she bakes muffins instead of doing her homework.

Karina enjoys muffinating over haunted houses rather than doing her lab assignment.
by broadwayfilly October 15, 2006
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Muffins

Muffins is another word for 'lol'. It can be used if you use the word 'lol' too much on Twitter, Myspace etc.

Jimmy Machan came up with the word 'muffins' instead of 'lol'.
Hubert: I love Miley Cyrus.
Jimmy: Muffins, loser.
by aashleee September 12, 2009
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Muffin

A really good snack that comes in different kinds of flavors and is a wheat product. :o
by Nikki March 27, 2005
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Muffin

The adorable nickname Lauren German and Tom Ellis use for each other
Happy birthday Muffin

I’ve been trying to get Muffin Top out of her trailer for hours
Muffin humor
by ✨bepositive✨ August 28, 2020
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