muffalo

The dick of a tranny

Did you hear that Matt road a muffalo lastnight?

by Da JAyniner December 30, 2009

muffdaddy

A pussy slayer. A person, man or female,who does not perform oral sex incorrectly, but damn good.

Ashley eats pussy like only a muffdaddy knows how.

by Muffmommy May 30, 2018

Muffage

Originaly a girl with a hairy matted up coota wearing a short dress and no undies.

Now just used as a negative term towards a view or opinion of someone

No 1: Ewww look at her *discusted look*
No 2: Yeahh she is so muffage

by Pirate B September 13, 2007

muffalota

Big, irregular, fat-infested muff.

That girl is fine in the face but she packs major muffalota.

by echo7 February 15, 2008

muffalatta

best used in the phrase "That's a whole lotta muffalatta" - meaning when something is just too much or an aweful lot.

Robin - "We need to buy a 5-pound jug of mayonnaise from BJs."
Frankie - "That's a whole lotta muffalatta!"

by eiR March 23, 2008

Muffmake

A variation of a cupcake(person) who cupcakes but is in denial of it.

A title used in an attempt to make cupcaking acceptable.

(Origin: the "muffin" version of a cupcake. and instead of a muffcake, the "c" changed to an "m" for alliteration.)

I don't cupcake, I muffmake.

by Chuggs619 August 13, 2008

Mufftail

A mufftail is a drink made with used/dirty girls panties.
You take a used/dirty pair of girls panties and place the cotton padded "Used" area inside the glass with the "flavour" facing upward, push this to the bottom, the rest of the panties are rolled over the top and around the glass.

Pour your chosen beverage into the glass, My favorite is vodka and coke.
Take a spoon and mix the drink, making sure to press down on the panties at the bottom of the glass to get full flavour in the drink.
Add a slice of lemon, lime or orange on the side with a small umbrella for a tropical feel.
Enjoy your mufftail!

"Hey baby Im gonna make a mufftail with your panties tonight"

by Cyguy September 23, 2013