Muddy Gopher

The act of sticking ones penis into anothers ass attempting to push in the other persons outgoing turd.

Dude that chick is down for the muddy gopher

by killerb0129 October 21, 2010

the muddy boot

The sexual act when the male usues a booted foot to fist a womans anus as opposed to his hand. After he removes his foot from her, he has a muddy boot!

"oh man! Last night was amazing, I gave this random bitch a muddy boot for like and hour!"

by poopmasterdaddy May 2, 2005

muddy wheelbarrow

Sexual position where the man takes a dump on the girl's back, then holds her legs up at waist level, and proceeds to have sex with her while she walks around the room with her hands.

Dude, last night after we went to Wendy's, I totally gave that girl a muddy wheelbarrow while listening to John Mayer.

by Monkeyfat January 6, 2008

Muddy Cone

Happens when having anal sex without a rubber. Some feces gets stuck under the head (or cone) of your penis.

The stripper I took home last night wouldn't let me screw her pussy because she was on her period so I did her in her ass without a condom. I woke up this morning with a muddy cone.

by Jack Goff November 24, 2007

Muddy Poodle

When you're nailing her from behind, and she accidentally poops on your pubes.

I was TOTALLY gettin' it hot & sweaty from that chick at the Earthworm Enthusiast Convention when she gave me a Muddy Poodle.

by Mr. Glisten November 15, 2013

Muddy Whale

When you cum in a fat woman's ass, she farts and spouts it back out again.

Well blow me down! My fat girlfriend just gave me a muddy whale

by johnny apps December 19, 2010

muddy lobster

Inserting fingers into a partners anus and pinching.

Last nigh I stuck my fingers in Jill's ass and did the muddy lobster

by Muddy Lobster August 8, 2014