Maritza

A bitch who doesn’t give a single fuck about nothing and nobody. You will never win an argument if you argue with a Maritza. She will always make sure that she has the last word. She rarely shows any emotions, thoughts, or feelings. Not many people can vibe and be on the same level as Maritza because she is hella chill and gets annoyed very easily. When i say chill, i mean extremely chill deadass!!! Maritza’s are extremely anti social and lowkey hate everybody. But if a Maritza really shows that she cares for you (extremely rare) then she fw you hella hard and the love is so real. A Maritza can seem boring as fuck but if she really fw you and its just a good time then she knows how to party!!! Not just party party but she fucking RAGES! Maritza’s can be toxic and prideful but honestly they have the best and rarest personalities out there. She will never turn on you if she truly loves you tho

Guy#1: bro you know Maritza?!!
Guy#2: “yeah me and her are really close, why?”
Guy#1: “she cute asf, tell her to hmu”
Guy #2: “lmao bro she way too prideful to even have a boyfriend and good luck on her even texting you because that is fucking rare and her love is too.”
Guy #1: “cmon bro im pretty sure she will text back”
Guy#2 : “she left the guy she actually really loved on read 5 times already, what makes you think that she is gonna answer your uglyass back?”
Guy #1: “damn :(”

by Astroglitter November 17, 2019

dirty maritza

a complete bad bitch who needs no one. but often gets sad cus recieves little attention but uses her body for it even tho she wants affection but she’s scared of being heartbroken again

that’s a dirty maritza ,

by sad clown April 15, 2020

Maritaed

(1) When someone lobbies you to receive an invitation to your wedding because it is taking place in their home town, but you decide to schnide them anyway because it would be funny." (2)

"Ferry tried as hard as he could but he still got Marited for the wedding in Philly."

by Cal Ripken April 28, 2004

marital fleas

when you've been together too long and you get the itches for something new

I am going to itch at my marital fleas all night long.

Damn, those maritals fleas made me hit your sister.

by reeky December 15, 2008

marithea

A person who looks cold, but really has a warm heart. She cares more about the people around her. She rarely says sorry and thank you but when she did she really mean it.

“Marithea is the cold princess in school “

by theaxx April 23, 2018

Merity

An extremely depressed person.
Merity's are usually attracted to Korean men and has a great sense of humor.

Spends free time playing sad songs on the duduk

1. "wow this person is such a Merity"

2. "I just feel like a Merity"

by Merity's stalker July 17, 2019

Morituriac

adj. a person who feels the insomnia-borne jolt of awareness that they will die, that these passing years aren’t just scenes from a dress rehearsal, rounds of an ongoing game, or chapters in a story they'll be told later, but are footprints being lapped by the steadily gathering tide of an unfathomable abyss.

"If you really wanna become a morituriac, read "A Little Life" by Hanya Yanagihara"

by uhdeadpoet December 16, 2020