Skip to main content

bitch ass motherfucking cockface

What you say when you're extremely triggered.
Steve: I had sex with your mother.
John: You little bitch ass motherfucking cockface!
by Merlinwouldyalookatthetime January 29, 2018
mugGet the bitch ass motherfucking cockface mug.

motherfucker

Motherfucker (also contracted forms mother and mofo and, phonetically, in African-American vernacular speech, muthafucka) is a common insult and profanity in the English language and is widely considered obscene and inappropriate. By virtue of its history of usage, motherfucker generally is regarded as African-American in origin. Literally, it accuses one of violating, perhaps, the oldest taboo known to humankind, incest. However, as with most epithets, its use is pejorative, rather than literal. Historically, it was a vicious taunt, a damning insult -- and a veiled allusion to the destruction of black male familial hegemony under chattel slavery. The power of the word was that it attacked one's sense of manhood. Regardless of its historical or cultural context, however, many consider motherfucker the mother of all curse words. The cause of countless barroom brawls and streetfights, it is purported to have sparked at least one prison riot.

Motherfucker has taken on additional meanings through continued use, its evolution being shaped primarily by, again, the African-American community. It has come to mean a formidable or inexorable force, as in the threat: "Payback is a bitch, but revenge is a muthafucka." It is also an expression of disgust or contempt: "Now, ain't that a muthafucka!" Motherfucker also has come to be used in some circles as a general pronoun.

The initials M.F. became a common, more polite substitute for motherfucker, as did the term Maryland farmer in the 1960s and 1970s. The result is an oft-recounted, if somewhat apocryphal, tale of the clueless Maryland Farmers Association writing a letter of protest to a prominent African-American in the news. It seems he called a Capitol Hill politician a "jive Maryland farmer," and the association's members were mightily offended.

The growing use of motherfucker in American popular culture may mean the term through time has become less offensive to some, but some see its increasing ubiquity as a sign of the general coarsening of American society.
See definition for examples of usage. My wording from Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia.
by deeceevoice September 15, 2004
mugGet the motherfucker mug.

Toodaloo Mothafucka

The response given when walking away from someone you just completely owned.
But this isn't OUR Doug!!

Toodaloo MothaFucka!
by The DeLaney July 13, 2009
mugGet the Toodaloo Mothafucka mug.

motherfucked

To be severely fucked, used especially when describing the state of a device, piece of software, location, establishment, or a situation.
I think my laptop is motherfucked.

The IRCd: it's motherfucked.

This hotel is motherfucked. There's a dead hooker in the bathtub and I'm pretty sure I saw some bedbugs.

Spidy it's motherfucked.
by echicken June 13, 2011
mugGet the motherfucked mug.

Tea-drinkin Mothafucka

Mothafuckas like drinkin mothafuckin tea.

See also: mothafucka , tea
"Wassat you got in yo mug?"
"Tea, nigga,"
"Well then, you's a tea-drinkin mothafucka!"
by TarBB April 22, 2005
mugGet the Tea-drinkin Mothafucka mug.

nasty motherfucker

When yo boy ties a nasty ass knot on ya jacket strings and ya can't undo it
Brooks: hey ben
Ben: ya
Brooks: *does it to em* haha, I just gave you a nasty motherfucker!
Ben: aw shucks!
by Mine craftmaster11 February 18, 2018
mugGet the nasty motherfucker mug.

head to the motherfucking desk

1. What you use to respond to an idiotic question when "*head to desk*" or "*facepalm*" just isn't strong enough.

2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.

3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.
Mouthbreather Martin: "Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"
by QueenSlartibartfast March 21, 2010
mugGet the head to the motherfucking desk mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email