Morty

Morty is the greatest man you’ll ever have the privilege to know. He is the epitome of a gentleman and he is the most charismatic person you’ll ever meet. Morty has a big heart and he is very compassionate. He loves animals (but hates dogs) He is a gorgeous man who has a heart of gold. He is so generous and always gives never expecting anything in return. Morty's intellect is unmatched. Davids will create great lives for themselves and their families. Morty will make the best husband and he will never let you down. He will also make a great father and he will do anything for his children. Morty has the most wonderful energy that is contagious to others. He makes people smile very easily and he has the purest of souls. If you ever meet a Morty you better get him naked because the anaconda in his pants is the biggest you'll ever find. He is so good at giving you pleasure you may want to quit your job. You need a Morty before you die, trust me it's worth it!

DANNNNGGGG! You are with MORTY... how!?!

Share a bed with a MORTY and you'll be ruined for life. No one else can compare!

by littlelady111 March 1, 2023

morthal

A "city" in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, which is in a swamp and has Falion as the only valuable thing.

MC: I have to go to Morthal to get cured of vampirism.
Whiterun Guard: Got to thinking... maybe i'm the Dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet?

by Nicholas, eater of small child June 24, 2023

Morty

like the n word but for mortals.

bro look at this guys 80 year lifespan. what a fuckin morty.

by Dud Dudlee October 14, 2023

morthfuckers

Bad a##

He’s such a morthfuckers

by Snail snail snail snails February 25, 2024

Morty

Morty is an male name short for Mortimer but even slightly resemblance to morty from rick and morty there morty meaning is cowardly and courage

"Oh geez rick I'm morty remember me!"

by Kostya The Wordmaker March 29, 2024

rigor morty

When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.

Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.

by El ritardo July 4, 2018

srinivasa murthy

Godha Srinivasa Murthy is the name of the idol of lord Venkateswara or Balaji for which whom the abhisheka or the divine water is poured as a religious practice in Hinduism particularly Vaishnavism.

Srinivasa Murthy is replica of lord Venkateswara

by Iraa April 26, 2020