mort

to get your cock sucked while you're shitting, and she's shitting on the floor too.

Dayum girl you look real good at morting, let's head home to the porcelain throne and you can show me your skills

by MrMort6969 January 30, 2025

Mort

A Jewish baby

You're a mort

by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016

Mort in cada

To be dead in the tub = To be dead drunk, in Romanian.

Last night Andrei was dead in the tub.

Aseara butu Andrei era mort in cada.

by Costescu M⛤ria May 23, 2024

mort

-likes king juliens feet
-is hot
-yeah

“MORT STOP TOUCHING MY FEET😡😡😕🤨”
-king julien

by mouthbreater July 5, 2021

Jonny Mort

The ruler of the motherfucking kinder gems and has a true passion for the queen (cherokee).

Jonny Mort will rule da' world!

by M45H December 22, 2018

Morte Warrior

Someone who wears cowboy hats and is incredibly cool.
Part of the Cowboy Trio, composed of Kalzar, Mikau, and Morte Warrior.

Wow, that guy looks like a Morte Warrior!

by Kalzar September 27, 2007

Mort

Following one around sniffing there arsehole for a shitty little redd

Troy reed is a fuckin putrid mort

by Freddnokiateethout April 26, 2019