moneeb

A literal fucking god. Funny as shit. Will roast every single person in his way.

Dude, that guy we met last night was funny as shit he must've been a moneeb

by Unknown_Turtle17 February 14, 2017

Manteen

Much like a Canteen, but Manlier. Characteristics of a Manteen include:
1. Intense line cutting with no resistance, effectively making a good Samaritan a hungry loser.
2. Underpaid, rancid old whores serving food, unamused by the prefix 'man'.
3. A place designed to allow you to walk too far before you realize you've got the wrong change.

John: Wanna go to the Manteen?
Tim: You mean the Canteen?
John: Yes

by Johnny Redelstine November 3, 2009

moneen

sometimes typed .moneen. a group of fun-loving young fellows from Ontario, Canada, who are easy to talk to, play killer live shows, and tour extensively. Record labels: smallman/ vagrant

Hey Justin--were you at the moneen show last year? I can't wait until they come back here...

by ugly flower March 10, 2004

moneen

the best band ever! they're an emo canadian band, and there's a hippy in it. haha i'm the first one to define moneen. 20-something definitons for TBS but none for these amazing guys... now there's one!

you should get MONEEN's newest album
"are we really happy with who we are right now?"

by imamoneenfreak November 20, 2003

Monte Crispo

When you invite an ugly chick out to a picnic on top of a plateau. Must be on the sunniest, hottest day of the summer. You seduce her into having sloppy outdooor sex with you. Then you jizz on her chest and parachute off the side of the plateau with all of her belongings. Leaving her stuck at the top with the sun beating down on her naked chest that's covered with semen.

Dude this weekend I'm going to tell ugly Shirley to have a picnic with me at the plateau. I'm so gonna Monte Crispo her.

by T-Jayzel April 14, 2005

Montemayor

1. Last name, frequency rank in the U.S. is 4686.

2. Montemayor is a city located in the province of Córdoba, Spain. According to the 2006 census (INE), the city has a population of 3936 inhabitants.

1. Let's go visit with the Montemayor's.

2. I'm going to vacation in Montemayor, Spain.

by Nikki Barnett October 18, 2008

Alex J Montero

A awesome actor.

Guy - Hey is that Alex J Montero?
You - Yeah he is awesome

by APEX1215 February 8, 2021