a girl who is unique in many ways, who may be shy and quiet but once has found true people will open up and be silly
by pliessss like duh July 8, 2009
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Get the Mitza mug.A sexy, yet slightly retarded, German male. May or may not have a speech impediment. Also, sometimes known to have a very sexy and intelligent roommate. It's natural habitat is Canadian boarding schools.
"Man, have you seen that sweet moritz at SJR?"
"No, but i've met his roommate. He's freakin' awesome!"
"No, but i've met his roommate. He's freakin' awesome!"
by nejtag15 March 4, 2009
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Get the bro mitzvah mug.Similar to a yoke in a sence that like to an ox it's a way of guiding somebody to do good with their life. It would be popularly marketed with something like #mitzvah and @superjew, it's basically a good deed but with more value to the soul. Also mentioned constantly in the Jewish world alongside words like Hashem, kosher, Bernie, and Wall Street.
Already have too much money? Do a mitzvah! Donate to some random charity!
It was fun to volunteer with my yeshivah for the local homeless shelter! #mitzvah #BaruchHashem #BecauseWeAreLakewoodSoWeAre etterThanAll
Those people from Lakewood think they are so great because they worked for a rushed hour to help the homeless while shitting on any other organization that helped out even though they put WAY more effort! Why don't they do the mitzvah of learning to STFU!
It was fun to volunteer with my yeshivah for the local homeless shelter! #mitzvah #BaruchHashem #BecauseWeAreLakewoodSoWeAre etterThanAll
Those people from Lakewood think they are so great because they worked for a rushed hour to help the homeless while shitting on any other organization that helped out even though they put WAY more effort! Why don't they do the mitzvah of learning to STFU!
by DethKnot March 15, 2017
Get the Mitzvah mug.An insane sexual act invented by my crazy brother Tom. A Canadian Bar Mitzvah is when a woman pour maple syrup on your ball sack and then stomps on it while wearing high heels.
by The Captain714 December 9, 2008
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