molestered

Having someone tell you "Boobs are 4tw"

~Man and Woman chatting in a room~
Woman: Hi
Man: Hi
Woman: Nice day outside.
Man: I wouldn't know, BOOBS ARE 4TW!!!11 LOL!
Woman: Oh noes! Your verbal assault has stunned me and left me feeling as if my life is plumetting into a chasm of depression. I feel so dirty.

~End~

by Blizzposta May 1, 2005

Molester Jester

A predatory male online that everybody takes the piss out of.

Adam: Leave me alone you guys!
Lee: Fucking Molester Jester
Adam: I'm not a pedalo!
*Terence gets Molester Jester tattooed*
Angela: Hi lomsbao sjizbak kdkks oops lol

by Debortables August 28, 2019

Molester Frames

A distinct pair a round rimmed glasses mostly associated with Jeffery Dahmer's iconic creepy, sex, demon, chimo look. Most commonly seen in child molestation mugshots, with dungeon and dragons tattoos.

"Aye, Jeffrey Dahmer looking motherfucker over there is rocking them molester frames."
*Jeffrey Dahmer guy intensifies his jerk off session in the Denny's.

by RealLastat October 9, 2019

Mooner molester

When your mooning someone, and he sticks his dick in your ass.

Shit! We tried to moon Larry and he hit us with the mooner molester! Fuck man!!!

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

dirty molester

A Dirty molester is one of those average molesters with dirty qualities. Typically into sexual harassment. Guys they just want some love.

Barbra : Wow David, I never knew you had an uncle with such audacity

David: yes indeed, he is a dirty molester!

by Crustyhand November 15, 2019

Your uncle Chester is a molester

This is the worst roast known to mankind. If someone pulls this out on you, your a dead mfer.

Kuntu - your mom gay
Master - your dad lesbian

Kuntu - your granny tranny
Master - your gramps is a tramps
Kuntu - your sister a mister
Master - your brother a mother

Kuntu- you don’t know what you just did massa I have the power of god and anime on my side. YOUR UNCLE CHESTER IS A MOLESTER!!!!!!
Master *sheds tears and pulls out the whip

by MajinRobloxxxxLord123 June 5, 2018

MOLESTER FACE

A FREAKY ASS GRIN YOU GET ON YOUR FACE RIGHT BEFORE YOU SLIP YOUR WILLIE IN A 12 YROLD IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL PARKING LOT a freaky ass grin you get on your face right before you slip your willie in a 12 yr old student in the middle school parking lot!!

I SAW THAT MICK THE VERIZON GUY HAD HIS MOLESTER FACE ON WHEN HE WAS LOOKING AT THAT LADY'S DAUGHTER i saw that mick the verizon guy had his molester face on when he was looking at that lady's 11 yr daughter bend over in the store

by Jimmy n. Buddah November 24, 2006