Morley

Annointed King of STFU, Chris Morley was the original founder of PCFX, mxFX, WhereIsPhantom, and his hit-or-miss smack-downs are famous on websites ranging from 3dfiles, Tech-PC, Hard|OCP, Hardware-Pacers, and many others.

My God...it was as if Morley himself logged in and smacked your bitch up!

by Arin March 3, 2004

morley

Someone who is addicted to their own national lager regardless of taste or price, eg someone from scotland who is addicted to tennants lager.

Your such a cheapskate morley.

by sun tan drews April 19, 2007

moley- wop

to beat the shit out of a lame to a bloody pulp

that trick got moley-woped!!!!!!

by Josh Adeosun May 13, 2005

moley cock

A cock with numerous moles on it. Girls don't like it because the moles are disgusting.

Sylvia told me she didn't like Ryan's moley cock because the moles had hairs.

by t-t-t-taylor May 23, 2006

mogley sex

sex which usually involves a indian a bear a panther and a monkey

mogley sex, mogley had a 3sum with the jungle book animals

by asathus July 24, 2009

Molleywopped

when a boy is hit, tripped or kicked by a girl

Person 1: Did you just see her tackle him?
Person 2: Yah, he was totally molleywopped.

by Molleywopped September 10, 2009

shank a mooley

the act of stabbing a filthy nigger.

fred shanked a mooley

by NiggStompa March 27, 2005