Merrill Miracle

when you cum in your girlfriends dad‘s ass and she gets pregnant

I smoked meth last night and Merrill Miracle happened.

by KruegsSizeDigsGreggy January 18, 2020

miracle

Something so positively remarkable as to evoke 'ooh's and 'aah's from all listeners.

It was a miracle that the baby was born and the mother survived considering the circumstances.

by EvaLissens September 20, 2009

Harry's Miracle

This phrase originates from a bar in Lincoln, Nebraska called "Harry's Wonder Bar" which is affectionatley known as "Harry's." Harry's makes the strongest mixed drinks known to man, and as a result crazy escapades often ensue. Every now and then, something totally awesome happens that you would never see anywhere else. Something so awesome that you have to say, "That, my friends, is a Harry's miracle."

I can't believe I met that hot girl at Harry's and she's coming home with me, it's a Harry's Miracle.

by Los Springsteen April 10, 2005

Kourtney Shantell Miracle Connor

The woman I can't live without the most amazin person you will ever encounter an angel sent down from God this woman right here is my lil baby my everythin she means the world to me i’ll give anything for her greatest thing to ever happen to me just a dream come true bein with her she gives me the best feelin ever the feelin of bein loved unconditionally Point blank period she just phenomenal and I love her

Kourtney Shantell Miracle Connor happy 4 month anniversary and I love you.

by x_YourHusbandMQC August 30, 2010

miracle kid

Any student at an Ivy League University - usually with insanely high test scores, gobs of leadership and sports positions, loads of extracurricular activities (like forming businesses and doing research on cancer cures, which is where the "miracle" part comes in) you couldn't think of, etc.

Sometimes very obnoxious, too. They seem to be living miracles to the common folk as Ivy League Universities overhype their "reputation" so to try and attract the overachievers before deliberately inflating the grades there so to keep looking good as paper tigers.

Can be used as a derogatory statement but is usually a compliment

My cousin Traci is a miracle kid. She was the captain of her lacrosse team and our school president, and was involved in practically every honor society in school. She nabbed every academic award you could think of and graduated as the sole valedictorian of our school. On the side, she had her own small web-designing company and worked with a family friend on finding a cure for ovarian cancer. She also got 800s on all her SAT IIs and a 2350 on her SAT, and she wowed all the alumni interviewers with her impressive verbal skills honed from her manipulative school campaigns not only to become a leader but for various movements like recycling and more lavish pep rallies and a relaxed dress code. And thus, she was accepted into Princeton University. It's no wonder I or the family never got to spend time with her.

by Muhammed Jihad February 9, 2006

miracle essay

essay that is completed <2 hours before it is due, and still achieve a good grade

dude 1: an 85!!!?
dude 2: what? what happened?
dude 1: dude I went into the library this morning and pulled a miracle essay out of my ass!!!
dude 2: dayyuuum that must have hurt

by asauce November 18, 2010

Miralee

A nice and lovable girl with a shy but outgoing personality. She can be sassy at times but at the same time sweet. She is sort of a nerd but will report the bully's that come across her. She is on earth because she must help and spread love to all she meets. She is alot like a Rebecca, and since her name is made up of Mira and Lee, she is exactly both. She has low self esteem however, but she does her best to keep everyone happy. She sucks at video games though. She is beautiful and loving and sweet. She never wants to be in conflict with anyone but she will do her best to keep everyone safe. When she loves someone, she will do anything for them, and is hurt to see them in pain. She can feel other people's emotions and will be confused as if they were her own. Miralee's are hard to find and someone would be lucky to have one in their life. A Miralee would love cats and all animals, but a cat is particularly her favorite. She is a socially awkward kind of person but will be a leader when it comes to competition. Anyone would be lucky to have a Miralee in their life.

Mother: Miralee is so beautiful! And she is the best daughter someone could have!

by Kitticatz2.0 October 7, 2019