Minging

A way of describing mince pie

"The food was minging !"

- the food was mince pie
-the food was disgusting

by TimelessAsshole December 19, 2018

Ming

A complete dumbass in D.M.C.I. who thinks hez so good at everything....He smells like crap and seems to be in love with Hanna and Esther...who both rejected him...Acts extremely gay.

Ming: If i was a girl, would u go out with me?
Dimitri: WTF!!!

Ming: Esther, do u like me?
Esther (Faints)

Ming: I LOVE MEN

by The seeker of truth December 28, 2005

Minge

A sweaty STI filled Cum encrusted Vagina

Look at that manky old minge!

by Stephen Cooper May 6, 2004

minge

A Hairy Smelly evil monster , ready waiting iin the depths to eat your snake

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Minge

A minge is a smelly disgusting vagina possibly smells like rotten eggs. If you are fucking a chick and smell rotten eggs run, run as far away as you can. If you get minge on your hand the only way to clean it off is with your tooth brush.

Minge is smelly and rotten

by Dmarti20 June 25, 2015

Minges

The feeling of needing to masturbate.

Equivalent to the feeling of appetite, or having to use the restroom.

Jim: Did you see that girl tits?

Mike: Yeah, I suddenly got the minges. I'm gonna go blow one out real quick.

by BboyJAM October 27, 2010

minge

big hairy baccy pouch!!

is it just me or has anyone else noticed that a hairy minge looks just like your baccy when you drop it whilst making a fag? Yes, you to could have a big hairy baccy pouch and not even know it!

by mikerach June 22, 2006