Melonica

a very nice girl.

usually a name for a walking goddess.

possibly one of the cooliest girls on the face of the earth. they are so much fun to be around, but a downsides is that they are too fine for you.

one of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, funny, smart-mouth, talented, artistic, rioting, magic-weilding, punk, cute cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever.

actually...shes one in a million.

yo man, check that chick out...wait, how do you pronunce her name again?

dude you seen Melonica today? Damn! she was fine as hell

you know Melonica? Lucky asshole.

by ridiichico May 1, 2009

melon boat

The strip club special.

Person 1: Did you get the melon boat? It was pretty revolting.
Person 2: Naw, I got me the spicy meat banana.

by Grand Funk Toaster Syndrome December 3, 2013

sex melon

A typical grocery store melon used for masturbation. Using a watermelon or cantaloupe a hole is cut so that a penis can be inserted. It is unknown if this can be replicated with autumn varieties of squash.

I will cut off your head and use it as a sex melon.

by Sexmelon January 15, 2014

melons

see globes

She's got a righteous pair of melons!

by Sir Large November 2, 2002

melon head

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.

Holy shit that was a melon head.

by the prophet June 7, 2004

Squall Melon

The supple breast of a young lady, not to be picked from the vine prior to eighteen years of maturation.

Rob saw that girls huge squall melons and did a double take.

by yoor January 6, 2008

melonball

Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent

I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.

by Sean_ January 11, 2009