Pennsylvania dutch meatloaf

A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.

Yo bro, I totally gave that slut the Pennsylvania dutch meatloaf last night!

by dan majerle's pubes January 4, 2009

Meatlocks

Meatlocks are fat, girthy arms on women that look like they could choke out Lou Ferrigno.

Greg: Go ask that chick to dance.
Me: Which one?
Greg: The one with the meatlocks.
Me: No thanks, faggot
Greg: Hahaha!

I tried to go all "Over the Top" on that bitch but her meatlocks put me out of business. She was one tough customer.

by colbra June 30, 2011

Warm Meatloaf Sandwich

An act where-in someone deficates between someone else's exposed buttcheeks, and then forcefully closes them with the feces in-between.

"Brian tried to make my girl sit on his lap tonight. After I hit him with a warm meatloaf sandwich, he'll never want to sit down again."

by NYEXE August 20, 2011

dirty meatloaf

Shitty advice. Unwanted opinions and/or bullshit

Shut the fuck up, I don't want your dirty meatloaf.

by Jorge El Diablo May 25, 2016

meatlover

a guy who is obsessed with sluts and prostitutes and is all he thinks about.

damn shaniqwa you got herpes from that damn meatlover i told you to watch out for those guys.

by click April 2, 2005

meatloaf

Letting one's love muscle go to waste.

Not using the ole trouser trout.

Also can be used as name for a cock.

as in,your meatloaf burning in her hot oven.

See ya later dude,
Don't let your meatloaf....and or...burn in the oven.

by NoLove_4_BS April 21, 2009

meatload

A tastey delight that comes out of ones anus that could resemble meatloaf. Its taste depends on what the person who created the meatload ate 6-8 hours prior to the birth of the meatload.

Whats for dinner mom?- Jill
MEATLOAD!!- Mother (Debbie

by Jennnnnnnnnnnny D August 11, 2006