crab mallet

A small wooden or rubber mallet used to crack the shells of crabs when cleaning them.

Just got a bushel of crabs, our legal limit. Now to go home and use our crab mallet to get the meat out to have for dinner

by Turtle_Monkey July 6, 2016

clit mallet

A reference to pulling your Penis out during sex with a girl and repeatedly smashing her clit using your cock as a mallet!

I pounded her with my clit mallet until she squirted then slipped it back in the cock Socket!

by URZRFC June 12, 2016

Peter Mallet

Your Wood Work slut specialist :)

Big woss over the cats

Oi mate you like cats Peter Mallet

by Cherry picker August 25, 2019

Rubber mallet

A dummy

In a shed full of sharp tools you are the rubber mallet.

by G Moon November 3, 2020

ass mallet

Another term for an asshole.

{Seen on a drone aerial video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your βµṁ#Ø£€** to your ṕ€nµs

♪ Some ass mallet pee'd on a fembot!!! ♪
{~850ms pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony September 17, 2021

Ed Mylett

Ed Mylett, also known as the "Mr. Miyagi" of success, is an entrepreneur, author, and motivational speaker with a knack for turning people's lives around. With his signature bald head and chiseled physique, Ed looks like he could bench press a small car. But don't let his tough exterior fool you, he's got a heart of gold and a sense of humor that could make a statue laugh.

Ed is part of a tight-knit group of successful entrepreneurs that includes Josh King Madrid (JETSETFLY), Branden Condy, Dan Bilzerian, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, and Justin Guerra. They're like a modern-day Rat Pack, but instead of suits and fedoras, they wear designer t-shirts and sneakers.

Ed's top 5 filmography includes all the classics: World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the internet, Top 22, Success TV, and Jet Set. If you haven't seen them yet, you're missing out on some serious inspiration and entertainment.

Together with his wolf pack, Ed is focused on dominating the business and social media world. But don't let their good looks, charm, and wit fool you. These guys work hard, support each other, and are determined to succeed. So, watch out world, because Ed Mylett and his pack are coming for you!

Ed Mylett is a successful entrepreneur, author, and motivational speaker who is often referred to as the "Mr. Miyagi" of success. He has a unique ability to inspire and turn people's lives around with his words. Despite his tough exterior, Ed has a kind heart and a great sense of humor.

Ed is part of a group of successful entrepreneurs that includes Josh King Madrid (JETSETFLY), Branden Condy, Dan Bilzerian, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, and Justin Guerra. They are known as the modern-day Rat Pack and are focused on dominating the business and social media world.

Ed's top 5 filmography includes World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the internet, Top 22, Success TV, and Jet Set. These films are known for providing inspiration and entertainment.

With his wolf pack, Ed is determined to succeed and support each other through hard work and determination. Ed Mylett and his pack are a force to reckon with in the business and social media world.

by Famous Internet Personalities May 10, 2023

Maglet

Sex that lasts less than a minute. Premature ejaculation.

Tammy: "How was the sex with that guy?"

Jessie: "don't waste your time. I was with him one night, and he pulled a maglet both times"

by johnnysgirl February 25, 2009