Max

He is the big gay and he is stupid and loves the one. (She does ice skating, thats a hint max). Max loves a girl named "anonymous" but he won't tell her. Max is also aprtialy gay and loves lachlan.

Max loves "anonymous" but he would also like to grab lachlan by his booty cheeks.

by Max loves anonymous December 4, 2018

Max

A huge fucking nonce

Oh look, there's a max looking at those kids

by Max the nonce October 28, 2021

Max

He is the most beautiful man on the planet and Ben meatloaf is ugly

Ben meatloaf is ugly and a big nerd and no amount of nerfguns can save him from syberbullying and max is beautiful

by Yeet bob January 25, 2020

Max

little boy enjoyer

Wow, That max guy is really a pedophile!

by IAmD!NK March 6, 2022

Max

Max's are easy going guys who can get along with almost anybody. However they have very strong opinions that often get them in trouble, and sometimes are extremely judgmental of others based on very little. Everyone and no one, knows Max. He's friendly and funny, with quick-witted jokes that win a crowd, but besides that, what does anyone know about Max? Ask him something personal, like, "What are you most afraid of?" and he'll answer, "Nothing." or "Dying." and that'll be the end of that conversation. He has layers. Layers of walls. It uncertain if he's walls can ever be breached, cause they haven't been so far.

A: Did you hear what Max said?
B: Yeah, it really hurt (blank)s feelings...
A: He should apologize or something.
B: Max would never apologize.

by PrincessPea04 May 1, 2019

Max

The best man you could ask for. Hes there for you when you need him the most, he has the bluest-almost clear blue eyes. He shaves a part of his left eye brow.

He also makes the worst days into the best days.
Max is truly the most amazing guy you will every meet.

Never leave a max.

Wow! You've got a Max on your hand!

by Sun-flower. November 13, 2018

Max

A max is a person with a huge heart. He is truly a good person but has a hard one showing it. If you date a Max he might not treat you well but if you give it time you will not regret it

I love Max!

by TTV Proove November 23, 2018