Matrix someone

To Use Extreme martial arts in a fit of anger to neutrilize an enemy.

Todd: Yo, dude. I heard you got in a fight over a chick last night.
Chris: Yeah, I beat his ass...totally Matrixed him. I needed to Matrix someone.

by Christophe Graham June 21, 2006

matrix skills

The ability to dodge enemy bullets in a cool fashion and do flying judo kicks. Often associated with Neo.

Woah! His matrix skills allowed him to dodge all the machine-gun fire, then jump kick that soldier!

by Space Ace December 3, 2003

Working for the Matrix

Working in a place, typically government or large organization, that is highly dysfunctional where one has to choose between the blue pill and be happy, and the red pill and be miserable. It's a reference to the world created in the movie "The Matrix."

Dude, this place is so bad, it's like working for the matrix, evil powers run it from backstage. It pays the bills though.

by Ausiris August 1, 2009

glitch in the matrix

Def 1. From the 1999 film The Matrix: Referring to a human experiencing déjà vu as caused by the Machines altering the Matrix.

Def 2. An explanation for an unlikely or irregular occurrence.

Ex 1. Neo identified a glitch in the matrix when he saw the same black cat walk past the door twice.

Ex 2. There must be a glitch in the matrix because I was struck by lightening and won the lotto all in the same day.

by dictionaryname February 24, 2009

matrix deuce

When you drop a deuce so big that it makes one question reality.

I dropped the biggest matrix deuce the other night. There's no way that thing came out of my anus.

by dejaflu June 3, 2010

Matrix Barbeque

having a barbeque in the winter with ur friends, and everyone is wearing trench coats... hence "matrix" barbeque.

"doood! its freaking cold outside and im hungry as hell, lets throw a matrix barbeque!"

by dead end friend November 19, 2009

Matrix Bending

The act of moving the hands, head and the full body in a fever pitch, so quickly that it appears to bend the matrix around you.

Darin moved his hands and body so quickly, while explaining something, his motions were matrix bending.

by @24k October 26, 2010