mariah

a very honest girl who is a very good friend. she never talks bad about you and she is beautiful. she can be pretty crazy at times but everyone is secretly liking her. she is really good at making out and gives guys the best plesure. girls are jealous because everyone likes her and wants to be with her.

she isnt a player she likes one boy at a time. and if you are that guy you are hella lucky.

wow that girl is sooo like a mariah.
she reminds me of mariah!

by draker69 February 24, 2009

Marites

Filipina version of Karen. Most of the time homophobic and promotes gender roles. Usually denies allegations of racism but shares "black face" memes and chugs glutathione and whitening soaps. Makes fun of fellow Filipinoes with regional dialects but tries to imitate the American accent. Also blames victims of rape

Sige Marites!

Hoy Marites alam mo ba?

by Kapitulako June 9, 2020

Marathonitis

When a woman is undoubtedly flattered by a charming man, she experiences the symptoms of Marathonitis. Symptoms include uncontrollable smiling, giggling, nervousness, and many similar feelings related to flirting. There is no cure for Marathonitis. Once you have acquired Marathonitis, there is no turning back.

Boy: You look adorable this evening Kitty!
Girl: *blushes* Thanks Puppy :)
Boy: I think you just caught the Marathonitis ;)

by Christaky December 31, 2011

marit

Marit is the best person you will ever meet.
A Marit puts your well-being over her own.
Marits are the most caring, sweet, funny and weird people you will ever meet.
You gotta love that Marit

“Wow! Do you see that girl over there?! She’s so hot and amazing!”
“That’s definitely a Marit!”

“What do you want for your birthday?”
“I want a Marit!”

by Marit lover ♥️ January 13, 2018

Mariah

A Mariah is usually a quite girl who just tries to do her work. Mariahs are usually nice and tend to have annoying guys try to date them due to there moderate looks. But if you get on the bad side of a Mariah then your in trouble. It usually means bad luck for the rest a the year, or more sometimes. Mariahs have gypsy powers that they hide but unleash on the unlucky and unwanted.

Mariah is such a good employee, she always gets her work done.
Mariah is pretty good looking, no wonder all the weird guys go after her.
You should've never messed with a Mariah. She's gonna demolish you man.

by JJC & Micky May 17, 2008

marital aid

a conservative euphemism for sex toys, see also marital device.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital aid I could be.

by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006

Mariah Carey

One of the greatest singers in the world, in my opinion

Sure you can sing, but not like Mariah

by Christy April 2, 2003