march marathon

The act of jacking off the same number of times as the day. March 3rd, jack off 3 times that day.

Note: Mostly, only faggots do this.

March Marathon

by Centurion224 March 6, 2009

Marathunting

A sport in which competitors hunt game while running a marathon.

Joe Schmoe is the greatest marathunter of the last decade. No one can drop a buck with a crossbow at the same speeds that man can run. His use of non-fire arm weapons really makes watching a marathunting match on ESPN interesting.

by psilohead September 17, 2010

Swansong Marathon

The act of pure adult rated rock n' roll madness for long extended periods of time.

The venue last night was pure Swansong Marathon.

by Clive "The Awesome" October 9, 2005

Marathin

Marathin (adj)

Uncharacteristically thin due to marathon training.

Paul, a distance runner who weighs about as much as a napkin, isn't just thin, with the 120 miles a week he's logging each week, he's marathin.

by ggirlcolo February 23, 2013

marathing

A running race of a distance about which the speaker/author is not well-informed.

"Are you running that Marathing this weekend?"

"Well, it's a half-marathon."

"Oh, so it's a 5k Marathing?"

by marathingrunner February 20, 2018

Marathonalong

a very long sing along that sometimes ends in a death, or two.

I was chillin' with the Athenians one sunny Greek day, when everyone began singing in a marathonalong ....we sang for hours... after two hours Titus couldn't take it and keeled over... then the Persians showed up.

by Smithmada February 22, 2008

Marthine

Marthine is a wonderful person one of a kind. To outsiders, she might seem shy, but with her friends, she is a funny, crazy, and caring. She has the cutest laugh ever!! Marthine is a unique person she is AMAZING. She is very supportive and is there for you whenever you need. Her long straight blond hair and her gorgeous eyes are just a small show of how beautiful she is inside and outside. Marthine is hot and sexy and most of the time tall. If you are lucky enough to become friends with a Marthine treasure your friendship because it will be a wonderful one, but be careful and make sure not to lose your friendship because a Marthine is hard to find

Boy1: "OMG did you see that hot, sexy, gorgeous girl"
Boy2: "Yah she's a Marthine"
Boy1: "Oh that explains it"

by katymary123 March 21, 2018