Manchester United

A football team with fans from all over England except Manchester. There manager is one of the most dispicable people ever to make it on TV and due to there large glory hunting fan base take up valuable time on sky sports with storys that aren't even news. Most of there supporters have'nt got a clue about football and go to watch one game a year if they are committed coming up with typical glory hunter excuses for supporting them like my grandad once went on holiday to manchester. They are everything that is wrong with football today from all the money being at the top of the game, to overpaid young men who have lost touch with reality, to brainless supporters who wonder why the goalkeeper is wearing a different kit to everyone else. There stadium sucks it might be big but its ugly and soulless with fans who only sing when they are winning and even then its just a few of them. they should be demoted to league 2 for the blatant favouritism referees give them then see how many make the long trips from Essex, Warwickshire and South east Asia to watch them play.

Football fan: How many Manchester United games have you been to this year
Manu fan: None but I did go to one in 1998 its a long way from Stratford
Football fan: Why do you support them then?
Manu fan: My Auntie went on a day trip to Salford in the 70s, did you hear on Sky Sports that the players are not going to be complacent this year
Football fan: Yes i was watching to see if there was any real football news about transfers and results but instead i was subjected to that big Scottish tomato face rambling on again I wish that tramp who battered him had finished him off.

by Wazza 1986 October 3, 2008

Manchester Blowjob

The process in which you are made to ejaculate by force. Violent motion is used much the same as one would use to force the ketchup from a glass ketchup bottle. This motion along with abusive yelling at the phallus and slapping is used to bring forth orgasm.

I hear that girl Charlotte once gave a guy a Manchester Blowjob so badly once that she fractured his pelvis. Dude needs a wheelchair to get around now

by JohnstJohn July 16, 2010

Manchild

A man who has a mommy complex like no other. He is extremely needy and will want a woman to "take care of his needs" eg. satisfy his insatiable thirst for chocolate milk, tucking him into bed at night, packing a lunch for him etc...

Johnny was such a manchild he made Julie put on his socks in the morning.

by psychobunny January 8, 2009

Manchester

Place not too far from cities of Leeds and Liverpool. Better than people think and not as much of a dive as it used to be. Has those out-side urinal things though and a woman who always tries to use them and mooches off people outside Burger King.

'Hi, can i mooch off you please? I can't speak so have cleverly written this on some cardboard with a shit biro' in Manchester

by Manchestor July 9, 2009

Manchester City

A sad football team with no history whatsoever. Their fans are known for being bitter to sick extents, like singing songs about Hillsborough and Munich disasters. They flirted with the Fourth Division in the late 90's and after regaining Premiership status, were sold to a petroleum sugar daddy. After that, the fans started acting like they have won lots of trophies in the last 50 years, despite the fact I can count how many honors they won with my left hand alone.

Thank God, Wigan Athletic proved them that money can't buy class or desire to win. 500000000000000€ only to lose the FA Cup to Wigan and the Premier League to Utd. Well done, you sheikhs.

Typical football scene in the 90's:

"Manchester City lost again, mate."
"And only lost 2-0. That's good for their standards."

by Jesus Lizard Freaky NNNN May 13, 2013

mancheck

1. man-check, man-checked (n. or v.)the process of having one's manhood tested or questioned especially due to females or female type circumstances, i.e. girlfriends or shopping.
2.(v.) Having your or a friend's manhood tested because they are pussywhipped

1. Tommy needs a mancheck, he ditched the barbecue to go shopping with his girlfriend.

2. We gave Tommy a mancheck because he wanted to stay home and watch "The Notebook," rather than play poker.

by Jonathan Calderon December 16, 2008

Manahawkin

Manahawkin aka Manajauna (because most of the kids there smoke) is a decent town minus the BHW kids who think they are entilted because they’re ALMOST rich (stop acting like you live on the island cause you don’t cause you’re not rich enough). OA is not scum it is actually very nice and yes that is where you can find weed. All the kids at Southern know how to do is smoke, drink, and eat (specifically wawa). When we’re not doing that we’re on the island or just driving to get out of our suburban neighborhoods.

manahawkin more like manajuana

by OAiswhereitsat January 17, 2018