Manalapan

A town In Jersey where MOST of the kids are spoiled rotten. Drama is infested here because no one is happy with their lives so they mess someone elses up. In this town kids are wannabees and think theyre cool if they have the new Juicy bag. MATERIAL is a girls bestfriend here. The guys are all jerks. Most girls are skanks PULL YOUR PANTS UP OR YOUR SHIRT DOWN. Pot grows on trees, you can find it pretty much anywhere. The cops are like at every corner and give you tickets for anything. The Freehold Mall is where themmm gangsters be at oh i meann those rich jewish boys who WANT TO BE GANGSTER *go to Trenton and do this lets see if you get beat up * WHERE CHELSEA ROTH & HER NINE GROUP THINK THEY OWN THE PLACE. well guess what girliess yahh dont its NOT YOUR TOWN!

Amanda Vanderstar: hey chelss lets ask daddy to take up to florida in are jets and while were at it lets start drama by making fun of the kids who dont have as much money as us in Manalapan

Chelsea Roth: sure vandaaa!

by BriannaIStheSHIT June 26, 2009

mahalo

Hawaiian for thankyou. Doesn't mean asshole unless your a person from minnesota with an IQ of 55

"Here have this money i don't want it."

"Mahalo"

by soconfused December 28, 2005

Mahal Kita

Mahal Kita is Tagalog, the National language in the Philippines.

“Mahal kita!”
“Aww... love you, too.”

by HowToBasicWhao February 23, 2019

manalapan

ok i live in manalapan. it is filled with kids who are emo one day and ghetto the next. you can get some of the finest weed in school bathrooms , and walk around the halls and see kids dealing drugs right in the open. Boys soccer is the biggest in manalapan 2nd in state. dont use your "athletic ability" to try and get popular. by wearing a varisty jacket and leggings doesnt make you cooler. and neither does wearing an oversized shirt with leggings and uggs. you look rediculous put some pants on! the only place where you can drive 10minutes to get to the freehold mall and spend all your parents money without caring. and if your not at the mall on friday nights then your not cool? bullshit! go to the freehold mall on friday night, you will be able to find the whole population of manalapan there.

her; hey its friday night what do you want to do?

frind: Malvies!!!! mall and movies every manalapaners friday night.

by mhs -2010 February 4, 2007

mandals

(noun)-man sandal-a men's summer shoe, that consists of black or brown leather that covers more than 50% of the foot, buckles and a thick sole. Also see Isodoro Rodriguez.

Isodoro Rodriguez when not at work sports mandals to impress the ladies.

by Stainberry November 8, 2009

Mandalay

An amazing, attractive girl who is just crazy beautiful. A Mandalay is also very nice and smart with really nice tits. They are usually one of the most amazing girls that one should meet. Because of Mandalay's amazingness they are pretty popular and usually have many guys wanting her, so if you are with a Mandalay, you are one lucky guy.

Guy 1: "Wow, I just met the most amazing girl ever"
Guy 2: "Really. Was her name Mandalay cause they are pretty nuts"

by a beastly beast July 19, 2010

Manalapan

Manalapan is a semi wealthy town in central jersey where seniors in high school drive beamers, benz, or mustangs. You have girls that wear too tight of clothing, and too much bronzer on their face. You have guys who try to be cool and talk back to teachers and get themselves suspended. Everyone goes to a party at least 2 times a week and it always winds up getting caught by the cops/ and or posted on facebook. If you don't drink your not cool. If you don't smoke weed, your bascially not having fun that weekend. Going to clubs in 8th grade on teen night has become a popular thing to do. Nobody is guido anymore, just likes to dress nice and show off their cars that their parents LEASED for them. There is one girl who claims she the queen, and all the underclassmen actually bow down to her. Shes nothing special. It's also a town were "Legit" and "True" are just sentence endings or answers. If you don't have a blackberry, your not cool. The mall is for 6th graders and their group of friends that smoke outside the food court cause they think their cool like that. It takes about 15 mintues to out of the parking lot at school because their is only one entrance and exit to the school. Seaside and Wildwood are the destinations for after prom, if your not there, then your missing everything. Basically its a town full of spoiled brats, some wealthy, some not. everyone just tries to fit in with the "norm" of manalapan people.

"Yeah basically everyone from Manalapan will be a Pure tongiht"

Answer: "Oh True"

"He didnt text me last night! Like legit ignored me!" -typical manalapan girl talking

by Ignore Us February 23, 2011