malchow

An extremely repulsive human being...

That guy is a malchow

by unknown March 9, 2004

Machayes

A person, most commonly a redhead, who obsessively flirts with girls yet never has successs. Also, this persons penis is exceptionally out of proportion.

That tall kid, Machayes was all over sophmore chicks but his small penis and pungent odor turned them off.

by thecaper June 10, 2011

Malchowing

The art of simply vanishing from your place of emploment without informing a soul where you're going or what you're doing.

"Hey where did Josh go?"

"He must be Malchowing again."

by The Grand master Funk October 23, 2012

Macha move

A situation that's defined when the person tells us he's going to the passport office but in reality just waking off to creepers.

I.e that's such a macha move, Always ditching in the last moment.

by Ftome12 August 31, 2020

Malachai Schang

a big fag, who sits on his ass all day. If you piss a kid named "Malachai Schang" off, he'll elbow drop your face in like jackie chan.

That Malachai kid kicked my ass last friday"

by Malachai May 25, 2003

malchoff

a uniquely queer individual with a rather high pitched voice and a penis shaped head

Malchoff, get off Fernays' dick!

by Queer Haters- R - Us January 14, 2005

Machado

Real bad player at Dota, followed by childish attitude, causing his team to lose almost every time.

Machado has left the game with a 0/15 (K/D) score.

by HasHClan May 4, 2009