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maintenance-sex

Generally used in long term relationships to satisfy one or both partners needs when the sexual tension just needs to be released quickly with no performance expectations. Usually benefits one partner, but can be mutually beneficial as well.
My balls are blue this week, and I just can't get to sleep. Do you have a minute for maintenance-sex?
by mememetoo March 11, 2025
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mainten

yo I was just chilling with my mainten when the fuzz pulled up on us!
by ahoihoihoiboy July 7, 2019
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High Maintenance

by ollieng April 7, 2023
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maintenant

Puedes tocar la maintenant para apagar la luz por favor.
by litoes126 July 27, 2024
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Express Maintenance

1. An express technician
2. A person who falls apart all the time
Or
3. Something that needs to be fixxed asap
I work in Express Maintenance

They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance

This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine
by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021
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Maintenance Pokes

Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.
Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."

Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)
by i_predict_a_roit August 22, 2011
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maintenance engineer

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.
by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020
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