Generally used in long term relationships to satisfy one or both partners needs when the sexual tension just needs to be released quickly with no performance expectations. Usually benefits one partner, but can be mutually beneficial as well.
My balls are blue this week, and I just can't get to sleep. Do you have a minute for maintenance-sex?
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I work in Express Maintenance
They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance
This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine
They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance
This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine
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Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."
Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)
Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)
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