maech

Stressed out beyond compare

I’m extremely maeched right now

by frblck September 27, 2018

Magic Curtain

When you fold a woman’s sloppy beef curtains back into her Vagina to make them disappear, and then you fuck her.

Hey baby, would you like to try the magic curtain?

by Birdie Mangan July 19, 2020

Makeover Mage

An NPC in the world of RuneScape. He/she is able to transform the player's gender and skin tone upon request. His/her main purpose is transforming sexually confused male players into female characters; these "girls" then go out into the world, usually identifiable by their hotness and suspicious taste in fashion (i.e. short shorts from Keldagrim). The Makeover Mage is responsible for at least half of the female characters in RuneScape. Genuine female players are rare.

*PkerGod spots his friend Bigdaddy13 walking away from the makeover mage's house*
PkerGod: Hey, weren't you a guy...?
Bigdaddy13: Um, no? Y do u ask
PkerGod: Yes you were. Dude, I saw you at CW yesterday.
Bigdaddy13: Oh that. Well see this account used to be my brothers but he gave it to me
PkerGod: Hmm. *adds Bigdaddy 13 to his ignore list*

by Enigmatical February 22, 2011

Leveling Your Mage

Masturbation

So you going to level your mage tonight?

Girl: What are you doing tonight?
Guy: Leveling my mage
Girl: What race is it?
Guy: /Facepalm

WoW Player 1: I just leveled my mage.
WoW Player 2: But your a warlock.

Random: Are you Leveling Your Mage?
Random 2: YES!!!

by DvL1337 June 29, 2011

studio magic

that thing that can make a guy off the street sound like Chris Brown, or some woman sound like Mariah Carey. That's why singers always sound better on CD than live on-stage.

Guy: Sometimes I wonder why singers always sound different on CD than in real person.
Guy2: Well that's because of studio magic. It can make anybody sound like they sing good. Even insert famous singer here.
Guy: Meanwhile the regular people with real singing talent are practically living in their cubicles or can't get a break.

by Do you really know what gay means? June 14, 2008

magic the gathering

crack in the form of cards

it will consume you....

"I just got a sweet new pack of mtg"

by Nubcakes May 13, 2005

Magic Sit Up

The Magic Sit Up is a prank that you and a few buddies play on an unsuspecting victim. First, you have your buddy get down on the ground and close his eyes. Tell him, "When I'm finished with my chant, try and do a sit up." Then, make up some weird chant. Your buddy then pretends like he can't do a sit up. The victim is dumbfounded saying, "I have to try this." He gets down on the ground, closes his eyes, and you start your chant. In the meantime, your buddy drops his drawers and stands above the victim. When the chant is done, the victim will try and do a sit up, successfully, but he'll also get a nose full of your buddy's browneye.

Lee and I gave Corey a Magic Sit Up and he got a face full of Lee's ass.

by scomeau April 24, 2006