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Double Macaroon

When two people perform hand sex while deficating.
I wanted to do something new with my boyfriend, but i had to take a shit, so we had a double macaroon.
by Blumpkin McGee November 21, 2010
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Maroon

Plan and simple, Its fucking purple.
Mitch: Hey Dave! My Nana loves your new purple car!

Dave: it's maroon you dick!
by Such a Dick May 6, 2014
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marcoon

the marchetti family. the rare species of marcoon like to eat tofu, and ass. marcoons are also fond of sexual harassment. marcoon simon likes ugly girls, usually crackheads.
wow, did you see marcoon yesterday? yeah he was showings nudes of old girlfriends, silly little coon!
by marcoon slayer January 4, 2015
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Maroon

A maroon is a guy who usually is cute and kind and has a six pack snd is fast and has great hair he also has brown eyes that you can stare in forever, he also has sexy brown skin.
Hey,do yo see Jake,Ben,Ellis and Maroon they mad cute
by Mforce66 October 3, 2018
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Big Maroon

A homosexual rapper from the Waltham St Lawrence area of Berkshire. Beginning his career in the late 1990s, Big Maroon released the now-legendary EPs "Marooned in Men" and "Bigger then Mohammed" before using his tri-county notoriety to embark on a short-lived stint in London's west-end. The Andrew Lloyd-Wanker musicals "Aspects of Lust" and "Joseph and his amazing technicolour television" were lauded by critics as "the most exciting evidence yet that man has spawned a half-ape half-human creature that can dance and sing, albeit while dislocating improper joints and dribbling a bit". Big Maroon returned to rapping in 2005 with the entirely forgettable 5-track EP "Maroon Five". The demo was seen as an effort to get back on track and secure a major-label album deal, but hope was understandably quashed when EMI, BMG, Sony and Time-Warner all held a joint press-conference specifically to laugh at it.

He can now by found by googling the phrase "Biggathanjesus"
kid 1: Hey have you got that new Big Maroon CD?
kid 2: No my old ash-tray is still cool
kid 1: No i mean have you listened to his new shit?
kid 2: oh well i heard him on 1-xtra but from the sounds of it, they ran the accoustics of male-to-male passion through a god-damn interpreting machine and then pissed on the speakers
kid 1: I thought it was alright?
*kid 1 is instantly gutted with a crow-bar in an unrealistically violent fashion*
by Lord Ade of Adeington April 2, 2007
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scar macroing

A program used only for runescape macros best in its class
Scar macroing is best on color sensitive spots and is also based on scripts its get complicated.
"So bob you getting on Rs tonite no im going use scar macroing program and macro to get my pure up."
by MLG Overlord December 16, 2007
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maroon

A) A term used to confuse people into thinking it's an insult.

B) An actual insult. Basically calling someone an insane moron.
A) Josh: God, Sami! You such a maroon!
Sami: Teacher, Josh called me a maroon again!

B) God, Sami! Your such a maroon!
Sami: Teacher, Josh called me a maroon again!

Either way, Sami gets confused and defensive.
by Clock Watcher July 5, 2005
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