Macaroni Monstrocity

A person who makes macaroni and cheese, and then proceeds to eat everything in the immediate vicinity while waiting for the water to boil. The person usually feels resentment afterwards when they realize exactly how much they've eaten.

I realized I myself, had become a Macaroni Monstrocity after devouring a box of Cheez-Its, some grapes, a box of thin mints, and a half-gallon of milk while waiting for the water to boil on my Kraft Mac and Cheese.

by Cassatah June 29, 2014

macaroni

a punishment you threaten someone with that you don't know what it is

jake: im gonna macaroni you george
sam: what does that mean
jake: i dont know yet

by what am i supposed to do again November 10, 2019

macaroni

Macaroni used to be a word that meant fashionable in the 18th century. But our goal is to bring it back so when anybody looks good say that's pretty macaroni.

Guy 1: Im dressed pretty nice.
Guy 2: That's macaroni bro.

by Goalie boi84 November 20, 2019

Macaroni9255

Simon main (Former Little Mac main) in Smash and Castlevania fan. He is an artist who draws really good. He's also funny and makes me laugh.

Macaroni9255 is a good Simon.

by Dark Nebula December 11, 2020

Dina Macaroni

Dina Macaroni is a body of work, or a singular achievement of surpassing excellence. More than just originality, creativity, or intelligence, Dina Macaroni is associated with achievement of insight which has transformational power. A work of Dina Macaroni fundamentally alters the expectations of its audience. Although difficult to quantify, Dina Macaroni refers to a level of aptitude, capability or achievement which exceeds even that of most other exceptional contemporaries in the same field.

Great mental capacity and inventive ability? Great and original creative ability? You have to be Dina Macaroni.

by KillaCam4 February 3, 2010

holy lonely pony eating macaroni

when a sad depressed male figure goes to eat macaroni but then a horse shits in it

bob: hey man want some macaroni

doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni

by mackmuffin10 February 15, 2022

macaroni

When you take a box of macaroni, dump all the macaroni out of it, roll the box in super glue, then run the glued box into the macoroni and fist someones asshole with the box.

Dude leave me the fuck alone or I'll macaroni you

by Nightstalker9132 September 9, 2011