Muffin

One that can never buy their clothing in their size. Their clothing is always to small knowing that they do not fit or someone that can never buy their clothig. Someone that has to steal everything.

An example of a muffin would be Crystal "Cliton Township".

Muffin by Unkown November 18, 2002

muffin

A common species of kids generally around the age of 12 who cannot play games worth shit and instead spends his or her time criticizing other players who surpass himself. They are not team players and think they are always right. A Muffin's habitat is located around ,COD4,WoW,and on rare occasions Hello Kitty online. Beware Muffins can disguise them selves as a half way decent player by insulting gamers superior to others. May also be called by the name of Leeroy Jenkins.

WoW player: all right so here's the plan...
Muffin (Leeroy): Alright chums lets do this Leeroy Jenkins!
WoW player: God dammit Leeroy.
Muffin: Least I got chicken.
CALL OF DUTY 4
COD player: Alright good job team but Muffin you could use some practice.

Muffin: God dammit man I could beat your ass in a 1v1 anyday.

Player: I’m not trying to be mean just saying you kinda scored negative 10 points

Muffin: ok dudes fuck this your all noobs I’m out to find a server that appreciates my skillz.

muffin by Dylan JL January 28, 2008

Muffin

Idiot college freshmen who wrongly believe they can major in pre-physio, engineering, or any other difficult major not suited for the average person. They think they have the mental capacity to perform surgery on someone in the future, but are unable to figure out how to reach the upper floors of a building that has FOUR sets of stairs and TWO elevators that can't be missed. They often conspicuously cheat on exams, copy their lab reports word-for-word from their friends, and expect the university to wait on them hand-and-foot like a five star hotel. In closing, they are as essential to one's nutritional needs as a muffin - they can be done without.

1. I caught a muffin cheating on the last exam I gave. He was blatantly using a note sheet.

2. This muffin asked me how to get to the fifth floor when she was standing just outside the elevator.

Muffin by Kill Billiam January 10, 2012

Muffin

A sweet cat that is super energetic. Usually black and white. Loves to jump on different objects.

Muffin jumped on the sofa

Muffin by BadDragon22 March 13, 2023

muffin

usually a 'muffin' is someone who looks like they're dipping (i.e., they have their tongue pushing out the lower lip region by the gum), and is incapable of independent thought.

muffin food is different entirely, and, afaict not remotely like what you lot call muffins. delicious often.

then there's tasty muffin -- nice arse. also frequently delicious.

e.g.: 'you are such a fucking muffin' to someone who has just totaled a classic ford by reversing into a crowd of wasted people who leaped out of the way so the vehicle could lose most of its boot to a fight with a fence post.

muffin by anders_dog January 27, 2008

muffin

a name for the part of ones body where your back makes an ass of its self and splits into two sections. Commonly referred to as "butt"

Her muffin butt is so cute

muffin by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

muffin

A muffin is basically a hippie / granola type / tree hugger. Think activism, veganism, and green party. That's a muffin.

John: Let's go on a hunger strike and boycott taco bell.
Christine: Dude, you're such a muffin.

muffin by ALT62niner October 29, 2005