loserfacetown

Loserfacetown is the place where a loserface would live. Generally, the person inhabits this area when he or she loses a wiki race both mentally and physically.

Person S: "Let's wiki race. Start at whiteboard and end at Niagara Falls."

Person M: "You're on!"

-moments later-

Person M: "Ha! I got to Niagara Falls first. You live in loserfacetown."

And that's when the population would be considered 1.

by iWin January 26, 2008

light in his loafers

Euphemism for homosexual man, especially when implying femininity.

Jerry: Why isn't John here at the bar watching the local sports game?
Jared: He's going shopping with Jenny before they go see Chick Flick.
Jerry: What, is that his girlfriend or something?
Jared: I dunno, John always seemed a little light in his loafers....

by T Cook May 15, 2006

loser

A word used by many idiots to make them feel better about themselves while laughing at the misfortunes of many people who are many times
1. Depressed
2. Unable to raise their social status
3. Have gone through many hardships
4. Will probably be virgins for a LONG time
5. Have been tormented about being losers for all their life and don't need to hear any more bull shit.

Hey why do you have a right to complain about someone who is a loser if you aren't? So shut up

by Saihttam March 24, 2005

Sore loser

Someone who cannot accept losing and will bitch and moan while making every excuse while sporting out conspiracy theory even if all the evidence against them is overwhelming

Donald Trump: I only lost because they cheated!
Every sane person: Do you have any evidence to support your claim?
Trump: Just look
Everyone: We did and all of your claims have been proven false
Trump: Fake news!
Everyone: FFS. Such a sore loser!

by TAH_1986 November 18, 2020

Loser back home

An expat in a good social, romantic and/or financial situation that the speaker believes he would not be have been able to achieve back home. Pejorative; implies that the subject became an expat because he "couldn't hack it" among his countrymen.
Often abbreviated to "LBH", but that page has a kajillion definitions saying it stands for "let's be honest".
Related terms: Sexpat, laowai.

Tim's been making good money working in China, and he has a beautiful girlfriend, but his fellow Americans can tell he's a loser back home.

by sapodilla August 9, 2021

loafer

Person who is generaly lazy and likes to sleep in, watch TV, and do other various lazy activities constantly. Comes from the late 1700's when it refered to a sailer who tried to avoid doing work.

He woke up at 3 pm? What a loafer!

by chrysolite13 July 25, 2004

loser cruiser

-a car that is mostly composed of rust, dents, doors and body panels that aren't even the same color as the car itself, plenty of bondo and spray can paint repairs, runs like shit, and has obnoxiously loud exhaust.

-scion xb, nissan cube, honda element, kia soul, or any other ugly ass faggy box shaped cars that are out there.

-any hybrid car or smart car.

-hummer h2.

-public transportation.

"why is bob putting all of his money in to that piece of shit civic of his. he only paid $300 for it and he just bought a sound system with 20in subs."

"yeah, and he also bought a $400 flowmaster exhaust system and didn't even bother to give it a tune up."
"he put over 50 lbs of bondo and spraypaint on the body and still doesn't bother to paint the front fenders or passenger door the same color."
"and he tries to race everybody with it and he got his doors blown off by an old guy on his rascal."
"god damn loser cruiser."

by A WHITE GUY September 25, 2013