literally murder

The phrase a person says to show frustration.

girl 1: OMG I SAW YOUR DRESS IN FOREVER21!!1!1!
girl2: If you got that dress... literally murder.

by jdcblajdbaiduch January 17, 2015

literal infant

a baby with no mental capacity and an IQ of under 10, see also skibidi toilet fan

Person 1: how old is your son?
Person 2: he's 3 weeks old, he's a literal infant.

by the tender defender August 8, 2023

Literal Bot

Someone who is deadass just a bot

Bro nukeadam is a literal bot.

by Niigcheese March 8, 2019

LITERALLY HORTLOR

what fagstyle transgender tard kids say. nonbinary fuckin mommy asshole licking fags.

responsible tax paying mother: fuck my back hurts im gonna take a percocet
spoiled transgender child who has never worked a day in their life: mOm dOnT tAkE oPoAdZ, iTs LITERALLY HORTLOR!!!!!!!!111

by swerty gert February 9, 2019

Literal Fuckhead

Peoples who's name starts with N and is never right about where starbucks are.

He's a Literal Fuckhead never knowing where starbucks is.

by Not a literal fuckhead June 18, 2019

para-literate

1. a : uneducated, cultured. b : unable to do much reading or writing.

2. an unbelievable penchant for poor grammar and extremely bad spelling;

SEE - Bill.

As a dyslexic para-literate, English was his a second language, but he had no first, and everything he wrote sounded like broken Shakespeare.

by the Professor from Podunk January 2, 2011

Literal Thinker

A person that takes what you say literally, unless otherwise explained. All jokes aside type of person

A person that has little gray area.

A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.

Benjamin is such a literal thinker when reading my innocent text messages

by Just for you BJ May 21, 2017