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The List

Popularised by Homer Simpson, 'The List' is populated by things/people/places/etc you hate, and will experience your vengeance, in this life or the next.
All right, Econo-save, you just made the list!
by Gecko October 30, 2004
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Lieutenant Sides

Some huge sky crane motherfucker that is just boss at everything.
That motherfucker Lieutenant Sides...I swear man.
by Poplipoplipop May 5, 2013
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Lipstick Lieutenant

A mildly derogatory term for a Warrant Officer in the US Marine Corps, derived from the WO's insignia: a Lieutenant's bar with a series of red enamelled blocks denoting the WO's grade.
Jake's a Lipstick Lieutenant now; he just got promoted from Staff Sargeant to Warrant Officer...
by VetR September 29, 2006
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bus list

A list of people you'd like to see on a bus driving off a cliff. The person you despise the most is the driver of this theoretical bus.
My bus list is so big I'd need a Greyhound to fit them all.

After all these years, Karl Malone is still the driver on my bus list.
by meansparty June 16, 2010
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2nd lieutenant

A person in the army, or marines who thinks they know everything. After about 5 years of looking like a dumbass they learn some shit and get 1st lieutenant.
Hey 2nd lieutenant the captain told you to report to the pool on the 5th floor of the parking lot. Of course it has 5 floors not 3.
by Unkown15432 December 5, 2015
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Ghost-listening

Also, pseudo-listening.
When you're talking to someone and you really just want them to finish, either to say something yourself or to get away from them, so you don't really listen, but "as the person is talking, your audible memory catches everything and some of it probably slips through, but your conscious mind dismisses it like a ghost."
A: "And then he goes to-"
B: "Yup"
A: "... his car and then-"
B: "Uh-huh"
A: "Are you ghost-listening me?"
B: "Huh"
A: "..."
B: "interesting"
by somerandoCigarGuy April 20, 2020
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"My List"

List of usually 5 famous people your significant other gives you a green light to do if you were to meet them and they were game.
There's Brad Pitt! Sorry babe, he's on "my list"! See ya' tomorrow.
by Beesmusings.blogspot.com February 26, 2008
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