LinkedIn

A space on the internet where people who are genuinely part of what’s wrong with the world go and shitpost about their careers

Did you see Andy Byron’s LinkedIn post about what his affair with the HR lady taught him about B2B sales? Soooo inspiring, bro

by bm_57 July 17, 2025

Linkedinfluencer

A beautiful chemical engineering student named Daniel

Wow did you see that Chevron intern, Daniel? He’s the hottest and smartest linkedinfluencer I’ve ever seen!

by JamesBondTHEjamesbond July 23, 2025

LinkedIce

A term describing LinkedIn's strict, Gestapo-style verification process that requires government-issued ID, like a driver's license or passport, to access basic features such as job searching or connecting with "thought leaders" and "employment gurus." It underscores the platform's restrictive barriers to what should be open career networking, while highlighting the loss of access to corporate buzzwords, self-promotion, and posts about "ecosystems" and "amazing growth potential" for those who value freedom.

"I got slammed with LinkedIce when I tried signing up for LinkedIn—wanted my ID just to browse job posts and read about 'synergistic team ecosystems'!"

by Raquel de la Roche August 18, 2025

jacked linked

the act of masterbating

guy:i feel so good i just jacked linked
girl:sick fuck

by tehbriibri February 12, 2008

Silk Lined Pillow

A womans breasts

He loved how her necklace hung down in her silk lined pillows

by Lady Cashmiere December 15, 2011

tunnel-lined

TUNNEL LINING=the timber, brick, concrete, or steel supports erected in a tunnel to maintain dimensions and safe working conditions.

the word tunnel-lined is closely-linked with tunels but we can use it also to describe other things

Hello, heaven, you are a tunnel-lined
With yellow lights on a dark night

by darkblueberry April 25, 2017

Zip-lined

The act of refusing to completely remove your pants before intercourse, instead choosing to pull just your dick out through the fly. While unnecessary and ultimately painful, this is a common practice used by Fuckboys, and guys who Vape.

Went on a date with Ashley the other night, things heated up pretty quick and I didn't even have time to get my pants off, so I Zip-lined her!

by BigDaddyRy August 26, 2017