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Crimp Off A Length 

Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.
"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"
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The Length 

Name for massive manhood, so large it assumes it's own persona independant of the male to which it is attached.
"Hey Anthony! How are you?" "I'm good" "How's The Length?" "The Length is looking for lucky ladies"
The Length by Mister Back December 15, 2011
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Lengalicious 

when something is so good and sexy: leng and also delicious at the same time, lengalicious.
Damn that’s hella lengalicious

lengwanda 

A person (usually referencing to a girl) that is seen to be ugly asf
John: What do you think about my crush
Peo: ae Mr ke lengwanda motho yo
lengwanda by Bigfoot65ongo April 8, 2022

summer length sack

The elongated version of a human scrotum which appears in searing hot weather conditions.
I just did a video search on the word nekkade and witnessed a ridiculous summer length sack. Why was that guy riding his bike in the nude?

Bunda Lengers 

When you see a girll with a sick bum, you would tend to refer to them as a 'bunda lengers'
Mandem: Yo you see that tapped gal over there?
You: Nah wdym g, she's a bunda lengers
That 1969 Pontiac LeMans is lenguin!
lenguin by Coffeebean1790 April 14, 2007