(Chiefly British/UK) Usually seen during the workday and at weekends in Kwik Fit, Halfrauds or other tyre fitting places, making cups of tea for those who are older and more qualified. Easily spotted by the cubic zirconium earrings in each ear, weasly voice, small frame, and for their fondness for wearing vests - despite having no muscle definition.
Heard a Lemon Lad in Kwik Fit: "Oyy ma'e.. nice car ma'e... evah considered putting ladies tights over the rear lights and some Diamante earrings on the wing mirrors? Would look mint!"
by Spunko2012 October 7, 2010
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Robert: Have you tried Mrs McKellar's Lemon Drizzle Cake?
Stuart: No
Robert: It's fucking tasty shit like
Stuart: No
Robert: It's fucking tasty shit like
by Stuart The Funnyman December 26, 2011
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A married man whose energy and spirit have been exhausted by the relentless demands of his wife. Typically a squeezed lemon works long hours in a soul-sucking job to earn the money demanded by his wife to support her purchases.
Look at those squeezed lemons, trudging after their wives in the galleria wondering how they're going to pay for all this crap.
by logic001 June 25, 2010
Get the squeezed lemon mug.Agent Lemon is an extracted form of cough syrup for the purpose of harvesting a concentrated amount of the dissociative drug, dextromethorphan (DXM), and is so named because if its use of lemon juice in the extraction process.
Using ammonia, lemon juice, and naphta, they proceded to trip out for an extended period of time off their Agent Lemon.
by Xechorizo May 8, 2008
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Yaoi is the Japanese word for male homosexuality. Put simply it means "gay". The word is actually an acronym that comes from the Japanese phrase, "YAma nashi, Ochi nashi, Imi nashi." meaning no climax, no point, no meaning. Yaoi has also come to describe a particular genre of Japanese shows (anime) and comics (manga) that depict male homosexual relationships. These types of shows are becoming increasingly popular among (mostly) female fans of anime and manga. Fans of yaoi often take their favorite male characters, from any anime or manga, and pair them together (regardless of sexual orientation in the original story).
The second word, lemon, is a term used amongst the fanifiction community. Quite frankly it means that there will be a graphic sex scene in any story designated as a lemon. These types of stories would be ratedp either NC-17 or X by the MPAA. Usually authors will inform the reader of any lemons at the beginning of a story. Lemons refer to any type of sexual activity that includes penetration of some sort. Another term that is used alongside lemon is "lime". This is simply a less graphic description of sexual acts. These stories usually do not go further than heavy petting. Lime's are also more commonly referred to as "shonen-ai" meaning boy's love in Japanese.
So if we combine the two words the meaning is: a story that graphically describes the sexual acts of two male participants whose characters usually come from Japanese anime of manga. Typically these types of stories focus completely on the sex scenes and consist of little-to-no actual plot.
Yaoi is the Japanese word for male homosexuality. Put simply it means "gay". The word is actually an acronym that comes from the Japanese phrase, "YAma nashi, Ochi nashi, Imi nashi." meaning no climax, no point, no meaning. Yaoi has also come to describe a particular genre of Japanese shows (anime) and comics (manga) that depict male homosexual relationships. These types of shows are becoming increasingly popular among (mostly) female fans of anime and manga. Fans of yaoi often take their favorite male characters, from any anime or manga, and pair them together (regardless of sexual orientation in the original story).
The second word, lemon, is a term used amongst the fanifiction community. Quite frankly it means that there will be a graphic sex scene in any story designated as a lemon. These types of stories would be ratedp either NC-17 or X by the MPAA. Usually authors will inform the reader of any lemons at the beginning of a story. Lemons refer to any type of sexual activity that includes penetration of some sort. Another term that is used alongside lemon is "lime". This is simply a less graphic description of sexual acts. These stories usually do not go further than heavy petting. Lime's are also more commonly referred to as "shonen-ai" meaning boy's love in Japanese.
So if we combine the two words the meaning is: a story that graphically describes the sexual acts of two male participants whose characters usually come from Japanese anime of manga. Typically these types of stories focus completely on the sex scenes and consist of little-to-no actual plot.
A yaoi lime: "Sasuke grabbed Naruto and desperately pressed his lips against the other boy. He could already feel himself growing excited and began to grind against Naruto."
A yaoi lemon: "Sasuke quickly shoved his cock into Naruto's ass hitting the fox boy's prostate and making him moan."
A yaoi lemon: "Sasuke quickly shoved his cock into Naruto's ass hitting the fox boy's prostate and making him moan."
by combo_bass December 12, 2008
Get the yaoi lemon mug.DAMN!!! You didn't put no sugar in dis! Tastes like that nasty ass vitamin water stuff.. I'ma teach you how to make some hard lemonade.
by roll_tide_roll January 9, 2011
Get the hard lemonade mug.1.) An excellent cocktail. There are several different ways to mix it.
Method A: Vodka, Blue Curacao, and Lemonade
Method B: Mike's Hard Lemonade, Strawberry, and Rasperry Juice
2.) A line from the crazy-cool song "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground. The song was inspired when the lead singer and his girlfriend were messing around, and the girlfriend's roommate walked in, commenting "Smells like sex and candy in here!"
NOTE: NO SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS FOLLOW THIS TERM DESPITE WHAT MORONS WITH NO TIME MAY SAY
Method A: Vodka, Blue Curacao, and Lemonade
Method B: Mike's Hard Lemonade, Strawberry, and Rasperry Juice
2.) A line from the crazy-cool song "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground. The song was inspired when the lead singer and his girlfriend were messing around, and the girlfriend's roommate walked in, commenting "Smells like sex and candy in here!"
NOTE: NO SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS FOLLOW THIS TERM DESPITE WHAT MORONS WITH NO TIME MAY SAY
I'll have a Disco Lemonade.
"And then there she was/
in platform double-suede/
Yeah, there she was/
like Disco Lemonade." -Marcy Playground
"And then there she was/
in platform double-suede/
Yeah, there she was/
like Disco Lemonade." -Marcy Playground
by BrightLights January 12, 2008
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