Slumber Lumber

Pre-morning wood.
While still sleeping girlfriend notices you have an erection.

So the other night I unknowingly had sex with my girlfiend with my slumber lumber.

by kmichener June 18, 2011

Lumber-Straddler

1. A man or a woman who straddle's a man's lumber (male genitalia)

2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)

1st Dude: "Hey, you know what I haven't had in a long time?"
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"

Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)

by ASHcheeks October 4, 2012

Chubby Lumber

A boss ass english teacher who don't give no fucks

Chubby lumber doesn't give out homosexual inducing candy

by chubbylumber November 8, 2016

lumberjack

A girl that is so disgusting, that she makes you lose a boner. she "cuts down your wood".

"Did you see Kara last night? She was such a lumberjack!"

by Someone you do not know May 30, 2006

lumberg

1. Someone that is incredibly boring and annoying.
2. Someone who says the word "yeah" a lot.

1. Wow, that guy is a real lumberg.
2. Man, could he be any more of a lumberg?

by booshmaster April 25, 2003

Alaskan Lumberjack

The Alaskan lumberjack involves taking a shit on another persons chest then standing up and cutting the shit in half with your pee.

Bensk: So did you finally Alaskan Lumberjack her?
Jeremy: Yeah but I nearly ran out of piss it was a massive shi

by Tebbsthepoonslayer October 10, 2012

Lumberjack

A heinously unattractive individual, usually a woman, who is so repulsive that they have garnered a title literally defined as "one who makes wood go down" in that they have the power to instantly deflate erections.

Guy #1: "What do you think of Linda?"
Guy #2: "Oh god, with the snaggletooth and the unibrow? Total lumberjack."
Guy #1: "Tell me about it. Talk about wood going DOWN, man."
Guy #2: "Timber!!"

by isabellap September 20, 2011