Heat-seeking lecture

When you think you've avoided a lengthy reprimand by changing the subject, only to find yourself back in the crosshairs a few minutes later.

"My wife was about to drill me again about screwing up the laundry, when I deftly sidestepped it by blaming our daughter. But she nailed me with a heat-seeking lecture a minute later."

by Calgary Slim January 14, 2009

bellatrix lestrange

a mean old bitch who killed sirius black, and gets her ass kicked by molly weasley.

molly: not my daughter you bitch!
bellatrix lestrange: *snarl*
molly: avada kedavra!

by its gunna be totally awesome September 18, 2010

lecturngobblegobbleinator

Word used by FB to insult James A

better than being a twerplational lecturngobblegobbleinator like you

by Jowep July 2, 2004

lecturd

A thoroughly unsatisfactory lecture.

I got out of bed at 1pm for this? What a fucking lecturd!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

lecterize

v. To sway someone or hinder their better judgement using only the cunning of your words.

To go to the Matisyahu concert I had to lecterize my mom by making her remember how her mother didnt let her go to a Rolling Stones concert when she was a teen and while not at the concert, was raped by her uncle.

by resto776 November 28, 2009

lecture u

When the average audience assembles to be given a lecture the back couple of rows will fill up and the remaining students will only sit along the sides of the front rows creating a U shaped audience with no one sitting in the middle. This presents a challenge to the late student - his three options are to; budge one of the side sitters into the middle, go around the front and climb into the U or the bravest amtept to climb over the back filled rows and into the U.

I can't believe I was late for my lecture; the lecture u had already formed.

by nutrot July 25, 2012

lecarl

A hard head ! Never listens & makes his own rules

“Lecarl never takes advise , he never wants to hear what anyone has to say”

by Rose314 December 20, 2017