leaning sideways

High, stoned, blazed.

Take a whiff of this satori, it'll have you leaning sideways with a single hit.

by sanctum666 November 30, 2013

Leaning Tower of Poopsa

A turd so long it touches the bottom of the bowl before leaving one's asshole, causing the turd to lean and get poop on your balls.

The toilets in this foreign hotel are so shallow, I took a leaning tower of poopsa.

by sidewinder717 November 11, 2013

Leaving in 5

A blatant lie made by someone who clearly still hasn't showered, eaten, or gotten changed yet. This person will probably not show up within an hour.

Kieffer Orszulak: leaving in 5
Me: cut the shit dude

by Cody Dias June 2, 2015

leaking ink

Is when a female is crazy horny, she's "leaking ink"

I'm so damn horny "I'm leaking ink"

by tictac126 June 8, 2016

Leamington Lightning

A phenomenon that occurs in the town of Leamington, where a business (usually a restaurant) that has fallen on hard times will mysterious burn to the ground after the owner has taken out several insurance policies on it.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that the Chinese restaurant burned down?

Guy 2: Leamington Lightning strikes again!

by Nutstard_1 May 30, 2020

Leaning Tower of Pat

It is similar to the Eiffel Tower position except one male participant has a broken leg and can’t stand so it is forced to be leaned over.

Got invited to a 3-way for an Eiffel Tower last night but with my broken leg we had to do the Leaning Tower of Pat instead. Great alternative!

by Pseudofritz September 22, 2020

Leading Edge

If you lead the edge, some may say you are out there, or that you're a space cadet. When you have really transcended a certain area of life (or all life-as-they-know-it)and have decided to pierce the veil of their reality and walk counter-clockwise to their clockwise.

Leading Edge of the Flow...

by Aqua 6/33 October 20, 2020